My son is such a doofus for someone supposedly in the top 5 of his class
I asked him to do a simple task. Go upstairs get a towel for swimming, get mummy a pair of socks, and brush your teeth. First time he came down with a towel and put it in his bag. 2nd time he got the socks 3rd time he had a wee 4th time he brushed his teeth.
I then checked his work. His "towel" was a bath mat... so I said how are you going to use that? He insisted it was fine then he went to get a towel and came back with a bath sheet!