Having a new born is way easier than late pregnancy though lets face it!! You get all the breastfeeding lovely vibes which means sleep lasts longer and you get to sleep comfortably which is so difficult when you're heavily pregnant.
I have had the WORST night, I work up with a nightmare at 3.30am and managed to settle myself down, at 4, Jasper (my eldest who is six) came in, he said he'd had an accident in bed and I went through to the bathroom
He was absolutely covered, from head to toe, in poo.
So I bathed him, cleaned him, put him in fresh pj's and took him to my room. When I went to 'survey the damage' I found he has (on the top bunk) covered his bed in poo, completely, its up the sides, the walls, the sheet is possibly unsavable. Like trainspotting.
So I sorted that (sort of) and got back into bed, woke at half seven and Jasper had poo'd on the sofa and in the cold light of day there are spots of poo all over the house, in the carpet, on the stack of clean towels. Everywhere.
So now he's off and my lovely acupuncture session is cancelled
I've got SO MUCH POO to clean up and will have a boy in bed with me for at least the next three nights as Liam is away and can't make his bed!!