Bexybun
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Hello all! What with all the hormones raging through me atm, I'm feeling particularly fed up with the annoying little things OH does at the moment- you know, the things that are not nearly bad enough to be properly angry at him for, but enough to really really irritate me, lol 
So I thought instead of decking him for no good reason, I would come on here to have a moan, and give others a chance to vent about their OHs annoying little habits at the same time
So darling OH, Here are my top 3 (of many) irritating habits of yours:
3. Leaving used, broken, scummy toothpicks everywhere. I get that you hate food stuck in your teeth, but why when you have finished digging in your molars do you insist on chewing the damn stick until it's in shards, then leaving them lying around on the sofa arm until they get knocked onto the floor, eventually stabbing me in the foot? Put them in the bin!
2. I am not your mother. You are not a little boy. I should *not* be expected to clean up your snot- so why do I repeatedly find myself scrubbing bogeys off the shower tiles and bath enamel? If you feel that the best way to clear out your conk is while you shower then you crack on, but for god's sake make sure you've rinsed round afterwards. Also fyi, when I have to talk to you about this AGAIN (making it number 101 times I've mentioned it), don't just laugh at me like a stupid teenager, or I'll be forced to kick your ass.
1. When you come home every evening, you ask me the same question- "What have you done today- owt or nowt?" That single question makes me want to strangle you. Is it the patronizing nature? Or the holier-than-thou tone, that says 'I've been at work all day and you haven't, so obviously that means you've been sitting on your rump doing sod-all for 8 hours'? Maybe it's the fact that not only do I have a part-time job, but I also run the entire household and don't ask you to do a thing for it. If I had the time to answer your stupid question, I would say;
"Well dear, let me tell you- Today I got up, got Amelia ready for school, got myself ready, made her breakfast, had my breakfast, took her to school, came back, tidied up, put a load of washing on, did last night's washing up (you know, from the meals *I* cook every evening), hung the washing out, put another load in, had a quick lunch, picked Amelia up from school, played with her, ran out to do some errands, came back (around this time I will usually have sat down with a quick cuppa and a 10-minute scoot around PF, how dare I?), made Amelia dinner, put her in the bath, washed up again, put away the dry clothes, put her to bed, and started on our dinner. So I'd say I've done f*cking 'OWT', wouldn't you?!"
Whhhhheeeew, I feel better getting that out! Try it, it's great- who else has something they'd love to moan about to their annoying OHs? Let's get a competition going to find the worst, lol! x
So I thought instead of decking him for no good reason, I would come on here to have a moan, and give others a chance to vent about their OHs annoying little habits at the same time
So darling OH, Here are my top 3 (of many) irritating habits of yours:3. Leaving used, broken, scummy toothpicks everywhere. I get that you hate food stuck in your teeth, but why when you have finished digging in your molars do you insist on chewing the damn stick until it's in shards, then leaving them lying around on the sofa arm until they get knocked onto the floor, eventually stabbing me in the foot? Put them in the bin!
2. I am not your mother. You are not a little boy. I should *not* be expected to clean up your snot- so why do I repeatedly find myself scrubbing bogeys off the shower tiles and bath enamel? If you feel that the best way to clear out your conk is while you shower then you crack on, but for god's sake make sure you've rinsed round afterwards. Also fyi, when I have to talk to you about this AGAIN (making it number 101 times I've mentioned it), don't just laugh at me like a stupid teenager, or I'll be forced to kick your ass.
1. When you come home every evening, you ask me the same question- "What have you done today- owt or nowt?" That single question makes me want to strangle you. Is it the patronizing nature? Or the holier-than-thou tone, that says 'I've been at work all day and you haven't, so obviously that means you've been sitting on your rump doing sod-all for 8 hours'? Maybe it's the fact that not only do I have a part-time job, but I also run the entire household and don't ask you to do a thing for it. If I had the time to answer your stupid question, I would say;
"Well dear, let me tell you- Today I got up, got Amelia ready for school, got myself ready, made her breakfast, had my breakfast, took her to school, came back, tidied up, put a load of washing on, did last night's washing up (you know, from the meals *I* cook every evening), hung the washing out, put another load in, had a quick lunch, picked Amelia up from school, played with her, ran out to do some errands, came back (around this time I will usually have sat down with a quick cuppa and a 10-minute scoot around PF, how dare I?), made Amelia dinner, put her in the bath, washed up again, put away the dry clothes, put her to bed, and started on our dinner. So I'd say I've done f*cking 'OWT', wouldn't you?!"
Whhhhheeeew, I feel better getting that out! Try it, it's great- who else has something they'd love to moan about to their annoying OHs? Let's get a competition going to find the worst, lol! x
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