* * .. July 2013 Mummy's .. * *

[babyslog]

Everyone in work knows what im calling him so she would look likea huge dick if she did lol! And im 100% still calling him Noah James

Anyway.. she just text, hosp said to monitor them for another hour and call back if they are still happening and if so to go in!!!!? ARGH

jeaaaloooouuusss if this is happening!!!!! lolol


im just currently getting stabbing type shooting pains in my lower back/bum/foof/cervix... hard to explain but its happening everytime he moves..

So no BHs or contractions for me this eve arghhh lolol xx

 

[tilly16]

I'm sending her bh vibes really hope it is not labour but if it is let's hope it's a girl!!

Laura I'm sure I'm going to leak loads we were laid in bed the other day and hubby decided to flick my nipple which resulted in milk squirting out not loads but enough to freak us both out!!! For that reason he's not keen on trying nipple stimulation xx

 

[babyslog]

im still not leaking!!! i wanna leak lmao!!

i tried the breast pump yesterday and it just looked like 2 droplets of water on each nip.. thought i was spose to be expecting the yellow stuff atm!???? xx

 

[lauralou]

nah it will be clear for now, then it goes thick once baby is here (from what I remember) and oh boy do u feel it! boobs swell up like crazy!

lol yeah tilly id back away from the nipple stimulation if theyre already a bit keen! haha! xx

 

[Bbybump16]

O god you don't want to leak I can just be lay there and bam my top is soaking its annoying x

 

[babyslog]

Girls...

change of subject!

Im even to embarrassed to show my OH this.... not long had a bath and had a lil tidy up of my lady garden..

Had a look in the mirror to see if i did an alright job and noticed a 'mark' on my foof.. just below bikini line / on public bone.. anyway thought it was a dent from knicker seam as i have alot with bows on or lace at the top.

Had another look and the light caught it and it was shiney...
ITS AN EFFING STRETCH MARK!!!!
ON MY FLIPPING FANNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


i give up.
im a mess

 

[SaraLouise]

Ahahah, sorry dani but that genuinely made me laugh!

Awh you're not a mess! You're a mummy - these are the things we do for our bubbas and once you got baby Noah in your arms a foofy stretchmark won't matter!

 

[lauralou]

a foofy stretch mark is the best kind, no1 will ever see it!

its the ones down my thighs that kill me! they are faded now, but they were bright red and I was so scared they wouldn't go!

do not panic, it will defo fade! x

 

[babyslog]

i couldnt bloody believe it haha! just when i thought.. ahh sod the stretch marks, nothing i can do (hips, thighs and top of my arse is covered lmao)
i now have one on my foof!

cant wait to get naked for the drs and midwifes...... hahaha x

 

[babyslog]

its currently silvery with a hint of pink on my foof atm lol. so no big purple mark atm!
but my thighs are minging and my hips look terrible now

just guna keep plastering them..
my thighs and boobs as a teen took aaaages to fade!! x

 

[lauralou]

just grow a bush and cover it

out of sight, out of mind! x

 

[babyslog]

lmfaooo! thats why i didnt notice it before!!!!

 

[SaraLouise]

Laura you lied to me!

(although good tip about not putting your hair in the bath!)

Not even a smidgen of a Braxton hick with the flannel technique, I got one when I actually rubbed it on my bump (mixed with lavender oil first) but that's it. I feel cheated haha.

Now I've got to have a 3 hour long shower or ill smell like an old woman for the rest of my life.

 

[babyslog]

haha!

aww this so isnt guna work for me i just know it!

 

[lauralou]

HAHAHA!!! oh goddddd! bet u smell simply divine right now! my bedroom stinks of it lol!

try inhaling it out the bottle? that's meant to work too, speshly when ur having a BH.

did u get any red blotches? maybe u should use double the drops next time? did u use lots?X

 

[SaraLouise]

Yeah I put 10 drops on the flannel, got the blotches on my tum but nothing too bad.

In the bath i put lIke 10 drops in with 5 drops of lavender to make it smell a bit better but nada, although baby is going crazy so either he likes it or even he can smell it in there haha.

 

[lauralou]

hes probably like "omg get me out of here, it stinks!!!" haha x

 

[lauralou]

the vapours are probably travelling up ur tuppence!!

 

[SaraLouise]

Wouldnt surprise me!

Right I'm on the ball for the rest of the night now!

Actually seing as OH is in my bad books I may even have to "go solo" before he gets home haha... (TMI?)

 

[babyslog]

hahaahahahaaa!