Better than legs in the air!!

[CupcakeMummy]

Wow! You're a brave lady with the tongue in his bum!!

My hubby's bum crack is like a forest it's so hairy!!! Not a chance of even sneak a finger in there!!

If I've had a Hollywood wax sometimes he'll do it to me (he has a big bum fetish so lots of spanking etc occurs anyway, luckily he'd never want to go IN the hole though!), but he'd never ever let me near his bumhole. He doesn't even like me to kiss his bum cheeks. But sometimes I have to as they're just so cute!!!

 

[Jayjay027]

Pmsl!!!
I cannot cope with this thread it has me doubled over laughing!
Cos - that is hilarious lol. If my man asked me to lick his bum I'd piss myself lol.
I'm a bum free zone gal - that goes for my bum and his bum lol.

I'm seriously laughing at this whole thread right now!

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[Bellarina]

ye im bum free too, luckily hes never asked for some bum fun....my answer is always "its an exit not an entrance"

my dh does like to spank me a little bit and likes dogy as he likes looking at my bum....but nothing enters either of our bums lol

I had a bf once who woodnt stop asking for anal, i was like how about i put my vibrator up urs and then u can ask me again....he said ok...needless to say i didnt put it up there (eww) and that rship didnt last much longer than that lol...i explained the whole exit not entrance but he still thought a crafty digit was acceptable...i said why would i agree to ur fingers if iv said no to ur penis...weird bloke lol

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[Jayjay027]

Sounds exactly like my ex!
He was obsessed with all things bum to the point that I told him if he wanted to stick in someones ass so bad he should get a gay man lol.
He was always asking me to put things in his bum too. Eugh.

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[CupcakeMummy]

DH knows any kind of anal entry is never ever going to happen! Luckily he can't understand why anyone would want to do such a thing!!

My best friend and her bf LOVE it. Each to their own but I will never try it!

It's hard TTC tho. As when we weren't maybe 75% (if not more) of the time we'd do some kind of oral in foreplay and you're not supposed to when TTC. So I think that has an effect on us as we're both big fans.

Never mind. It's a nice reward one ov has been and gone! Lol.

 

[cosmicgirl]

I'm the biggest hypocrite though, oh is not even allowed to look at my bum yet I often try to sneak my tongue or a cheeky finger in his, he loves it!!! x

 

[netty]

cos your my kinda girl lol i used to have a oh who was mad on it but then I also found out he was watching gay porn and had a thing for wearing my knickers not my scene i am afraid so oh's bum can stay penetration and toungue free!!!

i always wondered if i gave my ex too much bum attention and turned him gay!!

this thread is worthy of the girlies room dont u think cosmic?

 

[dyscochick]

a definite rival to girlie room girls, made me chuckle all the way through!

 

[netty]

oh it gets so much worse in there lol expecially on a weekend if we havea few girlies on the ale! i am a bad one too lol

 

[dyscochick]

yes you are m'lady! hehehe i'm often cwtched up with oh or out so don't often get involved in those threads but i love reading them later

 

[CARNAT22]

I'm the biggest hypocrite though, oh is not even allowed to look at my bum yet I often try to sneak my tongue or a cheeky finger in his, he loves it!!! x

I nearly choked on my cuppa

OH is a total bum phobe and I think he'd have a heart attack if I tried to put anything in his botty!!!

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[netty]

my oh just claims he is not gay so why touch it, hes not arsed ( escuse the pun! ) about it lol thank god

 

[Jayjay027]

My hubby couldn't cope if I put my finger in his ass lol. And ex of his did it to him while they were havin sex and he's been left emotionally scarred by it lol. He broke up with her soon after because he couldn't fathom why she did it lmao.

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[netty]

haha awww bless him did he feel violated lol

 

[CARNAT22]

My hubby couldn't cope if I put my finger in his ass lol. And ex of his did it to him while they were havin sex and he's been left emotionally scarred by it lol. He broke up with her soon after because he couldn't fathom why she did it lmao.

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I think that's how my OH would react if I stuck a finger up there

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[netty]

my oh would probably trump on me other day he pointed to the bed sheets and said look whats that..............farted in my face............must be love

 

[Tara1985]

Girls thanks for making my day, absolute fit of giggles over here.

Baby was made spooning, the lazy version of doggy! xx