Ttc shit boat - long term ttcers

[Clementine]

I know I'm not technically allowed on this thread but I love reading it. The boaty sayings are amazing! Can't wait to see lots of BFPs popping up here! Xx

Hi PurpleCloud - technically why can't you join our merry "slightly mental" crew.

You could come for a day trip if you want and perhaps you could smuggle us off

 

[Clementine]

Clem u really have lost the plot I love it !! I had a few twinges last night 2 and I had pasta 2 at 10oclock not good ! Can't say had it with custard tho! Jeez mayb it was the pasta giving us the twinges ! I'm gunna test Monday il b 11 dpo - how many dpo r u ?
FB sorry the bitch came , tie her up and slap her 4 us x
Hopeful, hope the witch stays away x

Hi Andreax not sure of exact date as ran out of OPK's as ovulated a week late, I think AF is due on Wed, just in time for going on hols on Thurs ! Bloody witch , I hope she stays away. I had like a dull ache around my pubic bone, it was more than likely trapped wind, I don't really have any other symptoms just wishful thinking.

 

[stacesl3]

Haha Captain Clementine you really have gone bonkers and I'm really hoping you didn't have that pasta and custard together....??? ewwww

Sorry the ship didn't quite sail to shore Lisey, but looks like your covered, I rarely get to dtd on OV day, always a day or two before.

Sorry the witch got you Sarah, I feel she may be on her way to me feeling a bit out of sorts today and absolutely shattered, also a tad nauseous....I do get this before af so i dont think its a symptom!

I have my doc's appt today, shi&&ing it!!!! I HATE doctors, i dont even like going for mundane things...i'd rather suffer, but having to go and divulge my personal business makes me soooooooooo anxious On top of that I have a bloody cracked tooth so have to try get an appt with the dentist..incidentially also have a fear of dentists!!!

Ugh I'm just gonna jump now..............

 

[stacesl3]

off i go.......

 

[Clementine]

off i go.......

Love it

We definitely have a bad case of cabin fever !

FX GP appointment goes well & that you get one that takes an interest.

 

[FBTTN8079]

Haha Captain Clementine you really have gone bonkers and I'm really hoping you didn't have that pasta and custard together....??? ewwww

Sorry the ship didn't quite sail to shore Lisey, but looks like your covered, I rarely get to dtd on OV day, always a day or two before.

Sorry the witch got you Sarah, I feel she may be on her way to me feeling a bit out of sorts today and absolutely shattered, also a tad nauseous....I do get this before af so i dont think its a symptom!

I have my doc's appt today, shi&&ing it!!!! I HATE doctors, i dont even like going for mundane things...i'd rather suffer, but having to go and divulge my personal business makes me soooooooooo anxious On top of that I have a bloody cracked tooth so have to try get an appt with the dentist..incidentially also have a fear of dentists!!!

Ugh I'm just gonna jump now..............

Bloody af

What's the plan at the doctors ? Personal business is a bit tricky but this ttc lark throws all that out the window lol me and oh were laughing about it as talking what if we were pulled over on way to hosp with SA sample, explanation please lol

Dentist yuk!. Haven't been for years bloody terrifying and then charge you for it lol. x

Great jump!

 

[FBTTN8079]

Ahoy there Sailors!!!
How is everyone doing?
Think I'm gonna be on deck a lot longer than I thought as having a shit month
Why is life never simple, I just wanna be a Mummy xx

Hi Mel, sorry you are having a tough month, TTC never seems fair, I was in the pits last week, we must keeping believing that our day will come. What CD are you on?

FX the witch stays away Hopeful75 hopefully you and Staces will get off this tub together this w'end.

Sarah boo to the witch FX your cycles are now back to normal, the lifeboat will be waiting for you.

Lisey what can I say, I'm convinced the mention of a positive OPK or EW sends Mickey into hiding ! Don't jump overboard yet, sex 2 days before ovulation is supposed to be pretty successful.

Not sure if it's all the sitting in the Engine room but I had a few twinges last night, started to feel hopeful but I now think it's more down to a combination of Pasta & Custard !! Don't ask ... I was having an Italian Elephant moment.

Andreax when do you test, I'm thinking of testing Sunday?

Come on crew members ... To the tune of the Dwarf's March
"Heigh Ho, Heigh Ho
Lifeboats are ready to go
We keep on waiting all day long
Heigh Ho, Heigh Ho, Heigh Ho, Heigh Ho"

I'm beginning to go bonkers!!

Happy Friday

Defo that lifeboat has my name on it! Fingers crossed, not legs of course

Af is a bugger CD1 I'm counting as today as full flow and painful! Took no homeopathic bits this month just well woman and healthy eating and exercise and I hit a 30. Day cycle which is very good for me x x

Fingers crossed for Sunday testing

 

[Andreax2]

off i go.......

Omg ! This should b ur profile pic ! Staces u crack me up !
Will b thinking of u good luck with appt xx

 

[Andreax2]

Clem u really have lost the plot I love it !! I had a few twinges last night 2 and I had pasta 2 at 10oclock not good ! Can't say had it with custard tho! Jeez mayb it was the pasta giving us the twinges ! I'm gunna test Monday il b 11 dpo - how many dpo r u ?
FB sorry the bitch came , tie her up and slap her 4 us x
Hopeful, hope the witch stays away x

Hi Andreax not sure of exact date as ran out of OPK's as ovulated a week late, I think AF is due on Wed, just in time for going on hols on Thurs ! Bloody witch , I hope she stays away. I had like a dull ache around my pubic bone, it was more than likely trapped wind, I don't really have any other symptoms just wishful thinking.

I'm due wends 2 !!!! Lets hope then them pains ment something 4 us! X

 

[stacesl3]

Plan at the doctors is to see if she will send me for day 3 bloods! I did have a test a year ago but who knows what has changed since then, I dont really know this doctor very well, I know she is the anti-natal doctor at my surgery....who knows if thats a good thing or bad! Lol that would quite amusing to get pulled over with your samples.....errr

Everyone would think it was me if i had that as a profile pic lol! Saying that it does look a bit like me haha, i totally wouldn't go in the deep sea without a big old life jacket....or a helmet by the looks of it

p.s Hi Purple - are you not ttc at the mo??

 

[lisey]

Wow there is a lot to catch up, Lol Andrea at the crap in a bucket

Stace I love that picture and I think Clementine wins hands down on the dedication the the theme of this thread, just love reading your posts

Sorry AF came Sarah, I hate her xx

Thanks for the reassurance ladies, we dtd the day before too. So CD 8, 10, 12 and 13. Ovulated 14. I realised that its actually ok and just got caught up in being a crazy old ttc lady. I sent OH a text today to apologise for being moody and I said I loved him and his willy xx

 

[snowbee]

Hi all
Stace how did the doctors go? I also went to the doctors today and have been put on norethisterone again to induce a bleed following my mc. Then I can get another lot of bloods done, I've not had the results from my last 4 blood tests yet and the first two were done in November then the second set were done in March.

 

[Andreax2]

Lol lisey u willy lover !
Purple get ur ass over here with us !! X

 

[Sugarpop]

Well..I did it again! 8DPO and did another test and it was a BFN. My temp dipped this morning so hoping it goes back up. According to my FF app AF is due next Thursday so I am going to try and test again then. Why do I do it to myself?!????

 

[PurpleCloud]

I am TTC but isn't this thread for those of you that have been aboard for a year or over? I'm only 8 months in!

 

[honeybear]

eee i hope you girls are doing ok and hanging in there thought id update im 8dpo and will be 11dpo on monday when i test with a clear blue plus i hope it picks it up if we have!

i just wondered if you girls could offer some advice i put a post on the relationships section if any one can take a look some of you know me better than others but would appreciate some advice
thanks lasses happy bding cm checking and over all bonkers tw waits xx

 

[Hopeful75]

Well save me a sun lounger and pass over a pina colada, the witch has turned up! Bleugh bleugh bleugh! Crap day too. Stace- I might walk the plank after you!!

 

[Clementine]

Well save me a sun lounger and pass over a pina colada, the witch has turned up! Bleugh bleugh bleugh! Crap day too. Stace- I might walk the plank after you!!

Damn the witch, we're going to have to come up with a new plan for next month, we gotta get ourselves back in to Tri 1. I'm sending the cocktails up to you now. I think I'll be joining you next week xx

 

[Andreax2]

I am TTC but isn't this thread for those of you that have been aboard for a year or over? I'm only 8 months
Ur welcome in here with us lovely it's been a long 8 months !! Plus u really had a shit time of it last cycle xx welcome aboard !! Hopefully u won't b in with us much longer anyway xx

 

[Andreax2]

Well save me a sun lounger and pass over a pina colada, the witch has turned up! Bleugh bleugh bleugh! Crap day too. Stace- I might walk the plank after you!!

Hugs hun x
Enjoy a cocktail or 6 , stay away from the plank !