Ttc shit boat - long term ttcers

[snowbee]

I'll wait on the deck, but not sure how long for - I'll be washed overboard and back to the start before getting on I would imagine. On cd33, waiting for cd1 after mc, ran out of opks last week but hadn't had a pos before I ran out (I don't know why I'm bothering with them as never had a positive and have pco so even if I get one doesn't mean the egg releases I guess it would just be nice to know if there was a chance!).

Good luck to lisey on ov day! Stace I hope it was just too early to show, fx.

 

[Andreax2]

Morning fellow crew members, report from the engine room is mixed. Looks like the ship is programmed to stay at sea! I'm trying to hack into computer programme but I can't crack the password? Any suggestions I've tried "witch" "cycle watching" "symptom spotting" "ovulation" "egg white" "head wrecking" "wine" " chocolate"

However some good news - I found the release buttons for the life boats if you could make your way to the life boat deck, great news is there is one for each of us I'm 4dpo so it will take at least a week for me to get to the lifeboats. Let me know when you reach them and I'll be ready to press the release button when you get your

Lots of let's get ourselves out of this tub

Thurs 3rd July 100 Hours
.......Update from the engine room, I'm still here patiently waiting for the call to release a lifeboat.

If we can get one crew member at least of this boat in July we'll have started to make progress. Is anyone nearly ready to ? Please make your way to the lifeboat deck, sending everyone lots of for this voyage.

For those of us who don't make it off this month I found the keys to drinks cabinet so we can drown our sorrows together

Lmao ! Can we stop off 2 pick up a few barrels of rum and a captain jack sparrow look alike !

 

[lisey]

Clem you really put a smile on my face no need to test temp dropping at a rapid rate, cramping has started x

Sorry about the temp drop and cramping, just rubbish xx

I'll wait on the deck, but not sure how long for - I'll be washed overboard and back to the start before getting on I would imagine. On cd33, waiting for cd1 after mc, ran out of opks last week but hadn't had a pos before I ran out (I don't know why I'm bothering with them as never had a positive and have pco so even if I get one doesn't mean the egg releases I guess it would just be nice to know if there was a chance!).

Good luck to lisey on ov day! Stace I hope it was just too early to show, fx.

Thanks lovely. It must be frustrating with the opks, I hope you get your bfp soon xx

Morning fellow crew members, report from the engine room is mixed. Looks like the ship is programmed to stay at sea! I'm trying to hack into computer programme but I can't crack the password? Any suggestions I've tried "witch" "cycle watching" "symptom spotting" "ovulation" "egg white" "head wrecking" "wine" " chocolate"

However some good news - I found the release buttons for the life boats if you could make your way to the life boat deck, great news is there is one for each of us I'm 4dpo so it will take at least a week for me to get to the lifeboats. Let me know when you reach them and I'll be ready to press the release button when you get your

Lots of let's get ourselves out of this tub

Thurs 3rd July 100 Hours
.......Update from the engine room, I'm still here patiently waiting for the call to release a lifeboat.

If we can get one crew member at least of this boat in July we'll have started to make progress. Is anyone nearly ready to ? Please make your way to the lifeboat deck, sending everyone lots of for this voyage.

For those of us who don't make it off this month I found the keys to drinks cabinet so we can drown our sorrows together

Lmao ! Can we stop off 2 pick up a few barrels of rum and a captain jack sparrow look alike !

I would LOVE a captain jack sparrow lookalike, its so wrong that he's so good xx

 

[Clementine]

Hey coultera, welcome! You have come to the right place for rant, hope your no on board too long x

Lol clementine!! Keep up in the good work in that Engine room I tested on Monday but was a bfn so not expecting to head to the lifeboat deck just yet! How about you?

Hi Staces, when is AF due, were you testing early, make your way to the Lifeboat deck as you're not out yet and it would be fab if you are the first to make it ashore, so I'm on standby at the

Welcome aboard Coultera I've updated the log and your name is on a lifeboat so FX you get a BFP soon.

Hi Sarah sorry to hear temp is dropping, when is AF due.

Lisey I hope you get lots of bd'ing tonight in the Captains Suite

Hi Snowbee, hopefully your cycle gets back to normal very soon, lots of relaxation in the Spa on the Upper deck is in order.

Andreax not sure if we'll coax Captain Jack Sparrow on board he might fear for his life I've sent him a telegram so here's hoping go easy on the rum

I think I ovulated last Tues so I'm about 8 or 9dpo today, I ran out of Opks as I ovulated CD20 not sure if we caught as we only had sex Cd18 and Cd19, not really cycle watching as dont think we have much of a chance this month, so I'm looking forward to a few V&T's on my holiday next week

 

[MelC2011]

Ahoy there Sailors!!!
How is everyone doing?
Think I'm gonna be on deck a lot longer than I thought as having a shit month
Why is life never simple, I just wanna be a Mummy xx

 

[Sugarpop]

Welcome aboard coultera x
Sugar 6dpo is poas madness !! Can't lie Iv done it plenty of times ! Did u use opks ?

I do use OPK's...I had one dark line (not as dark as the control and can't remember when), however my chart says I ovulated when I didn't test those days so I'm not sure!

It's all completely crackers! haha

 

[stacesl3]

Hey coultera, welcome! You have come to the right place for rant, hope your no on board too long x

Lol clementine!! Keep up in the good work in that Engine room I tested on Monday but was a bfn so not expecting to head to the lifeboat deck just yet! How about you?

Hi Staces, when is AF due, were you testing early, make your way to the Lifeboat deck as you're not out yet and it would be fab if you are the first to make it ashore, so I'm on standby at the

Welcome aboard Coultera I've updated the log and your name is on a lifeboat so FX you get a BFP soon.

Hi Sarah sorry to hear temp is dropping, when is AF due.

Lisey I hope you get lots of bd'ing tonight in the Captains Suite

Hi Snowbee, hopefully your cycle gets back to normal very soon, lots of relaxation in the Spa on the Upper deck is in order.

Andreax not sure if we'll coax Captain Jack Sparrow on board he might fear for his life I've sent him a telegram so here's hoping go easy on the rum

I think I ovulated last Tues so I'm about 8 or 9dpo today, I ran out of Opks as I ovulated CD20 not sure if we caught as we only had sex Cd18 and Cd19, not really cycle watching as dont think we have much of a chance this month, so I'm looking forward to a few V&T's on my holiday next week

Haha Clementine, love it!! AF due Saturday, tested on 12dpo wouldn't have thought that was too early?? who knows?? would love to be the first to make it ashore and would love even more if all you ladies were with me
It only takes one so your still in with a chance, I only did it twice the month i got my BFP, think it was cd 10 and 11 and OV'd on CD13!

Ahoy there Sailors!!!
How is everyone doing?
Think I'm gonna be on deck a lot longer than I thought as having a shit month
Why is life never simple, I just wanna be a Mummy xx

ah sorry your having a bad month Mel, it really sucks sometimes I know! We all just want to be mummy's, I dont know why it is so much harder for some of us, we just have to have faith we will all get there soon x

Welcome aboard coultera x
Sugar 6dpo is poas madness !! Can't lie Iv done it plenty of times ! Did u use opks ?

I do use OPK's...I had one dark line (not as dark as the control and can't remember when), however my chart says I ovulated when I didn't test those days so I'm not sure!

It's all completely crackers! haha

It's a confusing business this ttc!!!

 

[Andreax2]

Well girls put me in a straight jacket ! I'm have cramps in lady garden ! Prob nothing :/
Mel hugs hun sorry ur having shit month , and after this 2ww I might b sucking on rum with straws through my nose !
Ment 2 b having a chilled out 2ww who I'm I kidding !

 

[lisey]

I am not a happy sailor!! oh couldn't sail the ship to shore. I swear I could have killed him. I got a right strop on about it. usually I don't show my anger but couldn't help it...I have decided, I hate penises!! Where's that rum and where is jack sparrow!!! grrr, had enough of ttc xx

 

[Andreax2]

Lol , sorry lisey ! That made me giggle ! Poor hubby I wouldn't want 2 b in his shoes right now !

 

[Andreax2]

Get a morning poke in !

 

[lisey]

lol andrea, I am glad someone can laugh about it. we won't be able to have a morning poke and think would be too late by then anyway. oh well,got to hope yesterdays fellas were ready and waiting. pretty sure have ovulated already. ewcm gone and loads of twinges. I must de-stress xx

 

[Andreax2]

I know the feeling - u just want 2 get that last 1 in ! Now I'm in 2ww I don't want any sex !
But hun the jobs been done and it's craps in a bucket , f@"?it !

 

[Andreax2]

Lol crabs in a bucket * not craps !!

 

[FBTTN8079]

I like it when the ov time is done and everything is just for fun then can't beat a fun poke lol x

 

[FBTTN8079]

My lifeboat needs to stay on the boat! Af is here boo x

 

[Hopeful75]

This boat is making me seasick! The highs of laughing at Clem's engine room sagas and the lows of the trials of trying to get off this damn thing!
As for me, af was due Wed (that's if my body is on a 26day cycle like the last two months) and bfn on Tuesday. And now no pg tests! I don't feel pg though so I'm sure the witch is just around the corner, hopefully just settling back into my old 28day routine. I'll get more tests of sat if she hasn't shown up.
Please can someone shout land ahoy soon!

 

[Clementine]

Ahoy there Sailors!!!
How is everyone doing?
Think I'm gonna be on deck a lot longer than I thought as having a shit month
Why is life never simple, I just wanna be a Mummy xx

Hi Mel, sorry you are having a tough month, TTC never seems fair, I was in the pits last week, we must keeping believing that our day will come. What CD are you on?

FX the witch stays away Hopeful75 hopefully you and Staces will get off this tub together this w'end.

Sarah boo to the witch FX your cycles are now back to normal, the lifeboat will be waiting for you.

Lisey what can I say, I'm convinced the mention of a positive OPK or EW sends Mickey into hiding ! Don't jump overboard yet, sex 2 days before ovulation is supposed to be pretty successful.

Not sure if it's all the sitting in the Engine room but I had a few twinges last night, started to feel hopeful but I now think it's more down to a combination of Pasta & Custard !! Don't ask ... I was having an Italian Elephant moment.

Andreax when do you test, I'm thinking of testing Sunday?

Come on crew members ... To the tune of the Dwarf's March
"Heigh Ho, Heigh Ho
Lifeboats are ready to go
We keep on waiting all day long
Heigh Ho, Heigh Ho, Heigh Ho, Heigh Ho"

I'm beginning to go bonkers!!

Happy Friday

 

[Andreax2]

Clem u really have lost the plot I love it !! I had a few twinges last night 2 and I had pasta 2 at 10oclock not good ! Can't say had it with custard tho! Jeez mayb it was the pasta giving us the twinges ! I'm gunna test Monday il b 11 dpo - how many dpo r u ?
FB sorry the bitch came , tie her up and slap her 4 us x
Hopeful, hope the witch stays away x

 

[PurpleCloud]

I know I'm not technically allowed on this thread but I love reading it. The boaty sayings are amazing! Can't wait to see lots of BFPs popping up here! Xx