MrsR
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Talking of theft, when Summer was 3 we went to visit a friend of mine who'd just had a baby. When I got home and took off her coat I realised she'd only gone and stolen one of his dummies! The ensuing phone call was so embarrassing!
If your child is going to swear they will choose to do it in front of 1) the most conservative person you know 2) your mother 3) the mum at school who has 7 kids all dressed impeccably who eat beautifully hand made lunches and managed to look pulled together and lovely at 8am!
Everything is a climbing frame.
A bath is no longer a nice relaxing experience now it usually consists of child demanding to get in, some incident that only mummy can sort out or, my personal favourite, Summer deciding that the instant I get in is the moment she desperatly needs to do the biggest, smelliest poo in the history of the world (every time without fail!)!
If you're baking together they always always crack the egg on the wrong dude of the bowl, usually onto some kind of carpet
The instant you dress them in special clothes to go out to a party or function they will find the ONLY muddy bit in a 10 mile radius to fall into!
If your child is going to swear they will choose to do it in front of 1) the most conservative person you know 2) your mother 3) the mum at school who has 7 kids all dressed impeccably who eat beautifully hand made lunches and managed to look pulled together and lovely at 8am!
Everything is a climbing frame.
A bath is no longer a nice relaxing experience now it usually consists of child demanding to get in, some incident that only mummy can sort out or, my personal favourite, Summer deciding that the instant I get in is the moment she desperatly needs to do the biggest, smelliest poo in the history of the world (every time without fail!)!
If you're baking together they always always crack the egg on the wrong dude of the bowl, usually onto some kind of carpet
The instant you dress them in special clothes to go out to a party or function they will find the ONLY muddy bit in a 10 mile radius to fall into!