Tonks
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Thought we could make a lighthearted thread of all the things we've learned as a Mum Especially since as I write this, Nim has pulled down all my washed, ironed and folded laundry onto the yet-to-be-cleaned floor
Things I have learned:
1. If any of your things are within arm reach of your child, it belongs to them. End of discussion.
2. When your own mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway
3. You will end up sounding just like your mother, no matter how much you said you never would!
4. When your child decides to reach into their nappy, and take their poo and rub it vigorously into their hair like some sort of deep conditioning mask, I can now advise that baby wipes will only make things 10 times worse.
5. When you have been up all night with your young baby, and finally settled them at 4am into a proper sleep, that is the time they will have a poo so explosive that you cannot just quietly change them, but also have to strip them and bath them - ensuring they are fully awake again.
6. When your OH looks after the baby, that is when they will be on their best bahaviour, and he will pass comment that he doesn't know why you find it hard being at home all day.
Add yours girls
Things I have learned:
1. If any of your things are within arm reach of your child, it belongs to them. End of discussion.
2. When your own mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway
3. You will end up sounding just like your mother, no matter how much you said you never would!
4. When your child decides to reach into their nappy, and take their poo and rub it vigorously into their hair like some sort of deep conditioning mask, I can now advise that baby wipes will only make things 10 times worse.
5. When you have been up all night with your young baby, and finally settled them at 4am into a proper sleep, that is the time they will have a poo so explosive that you cannot just quietly change them, but also have to strip them and bath them - ensuring they are fully awake again.
6. When your OH looks after the baby, that is when they will be on their best bahaviour, and he will pass comment that he doesn't know why you find it hard being at home all day.
Add yours girls