I didn't think that I had pooed, but then the consultant asked me if I'd been taking iron tablets, while he was looking down there, so I'm guessing he could see black something.
Lol, what I did think was funny was when I was in theatre, Phil said to me when I was pushing legs akimbo he got a whiff of this awful stench and thought I had farted, lol. It must have went in the faces of at least 4-5 people at my bottom end!!! Lol