The Award Winning .......here i am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jennywren]

I love it!

What was his reaction to your chip munching?

I was trying to get the tray out while picking the best crispy ones of the tray and he said ''leave em in the over for 10 mins it'l be fine'' to which I lauged out loud and corrected him it would be no longer than 2 minutes especially since its been over a week

after tea he then said he was to tired, isint that my line?

The next morning my first word to him were ''im sooo excited to go to bed tonight cause im so tired'' and his reply was ''ahhhhh - but when am I gonna sucked off''

see how he talks to me, i think he thinks im his sex toy!

 

[missac]

kirls, please don't encourage her by asking questions

 

[jennywren]

kirls, please don't encourage her by asking questions

I just cant help it.

 

[kirlykird]

kirls, please don't encourage her by asking questions

I just cant help it.

neither can i!!!

I have to ask... I know I'll get a laugh out of it

You know what I'd have done Jenny...got him a lolipop after work!

 

[missac]

Kirly you are on your last warning!!!!!

 

[kirlykird]

Kirly you are on your last warning!!!!!

sorry miss

 

[missac]

thats ok, I will forgive you as you have been unwell and not yourself!!

 

[jennywren]

kirls, please don't encourage her by asking questions

I just cant help it.

neither can i!!!

I have to ask... I know I'll get a laugh out of it

You know what I'd have done Jenny...got him a lolipop after work!

yeh lol ill do that next time, infact ill buy a supply and as soon as he says the words suck, ill produce a lollypop for him

 

[kirlykird]

i would definately do that!

I've prob just got in trouble with missac again now

I know I shouldn't encourage you but I can't help it, sorry miss again, I am still feeling unwell...I'm dreading her getting home from school now

 

[jennywren]

dont worry kirls you dont engourage me, I need no encouragment, my mind has a dirty section all to its self and it pushed the words out of my my mouth with no intention from my real conciousness

I wont even tell you what happened last night

Hope your feeling better later on huni

 

[kirlykird]

go on tell!

My intention for the day is to lie on my derrier!

 

[jennywren]

go on tell!

My intention for the day is to lie on my derrier!

oooo no my lips are sealed its to rude

All I will say is ''typical man not returning the favour''

You do just that kirls, you deserve it!! Get Fern And Phil on, they make me laugh!

Last day at work today, ill probably lay in till about 12 tomorrow yippie yi ya

 

[missac]

go on tell!

!

I warned you!! I am now home from school and as there were no kids in today I am in need of someone to shout at!!! You are very naughty, encouraging JW with her pornographic posts, I am just grateful that whatever it was she was up to last night is far to dirty to put into text!!!

(by the way, the mind boggles at what you were actually up to jw, if you are to embarrased to put it, I dread to think !!!!)

 

[jennywren]

go on tell!

!

I warned you!! I am now home from school and as there were no kids in today I am in need of someone to shout at!!! You are very naughty, encouraging JW with her pornographic posts, I am just grateful that whatever it was she was up to last night is far to dirty to put into text!!!

(by the way, the mind boggles at what you were actually up to jw, if you are to embarrased to put it, I dread to think !!!!)

see you want to know to ha ha ha

I just thought it was to rude at whatever time it was this morning, now my mind has had time to grow and expand with vivid thoughts through out the day I have realised it is not rude really, quite funny.

STORY DELETED AS ITS TOOOOOO RUDE ROTFL

God I hope my OH never comes on here or ill be single by the time the baby is born!

 

[jennywren]

Oh and FYI im not normally like this but I seriously have raging sexual hormenes and cant stop thinking or talking about sex!

I think im turning in to a man! My OH is worried im going to dig out his porn and start watching it

 

[missac]

dirty girl!!!!!!!!

 

[jennywren]

dirty girl!!!!!!!!

and I bet your all innocence

 

[missac]

of course I am miss innocent!!!!!!

 

[jennywren]

of course I am miss innocent!!!!!!

Immaculate conception then aye

 

[missac]

of course, i am a virgin!

(a virgin on the ridiculous )