Apologies if this offends anyone, but I've just been sent it in an email, and I PMSL!! Probably not the sort of joke you should be telling though Hayley!!!!
A German family go into a sports shop and the young boy picks up an England shirt. He takes it to his sister and says 'I've decided I'm going to support England in this World Cup, so can you please buy me this shirt?!' His sister slaps him and says, 'No brother of mine is ever wearing that shirt, go and talk to Mum.'
So the little lad carries the shirt over to his Mum. He says 'Mum, I've decided I'm going to support England in this World Cup, so can you please buy me this shirt?!' His Mum slaps him and says, 'No son of mine is ever wearing that shirt, go and talk to your Dad.'
So the poor little boy carries the shirt over to his Dad. He says 'Dad, I've decided I'm going to support England in this World Cup, so can you please buy me this shirt?!' His Dad slaps him and says, 'No son of mine is ever wearing that shirt.' He then snatches the shirt from the boy, and throws it on the floor.
After leaving the shop, they get back in the car, and the Dad says 'So son, have you learnt a valuable lesson from today?'
The son replies 'Yes Dad, I have. I've only been an England supporter for 20 minutes, and I already hate you German B******s!'