Tell me something about you .....

[JJ Mum]

great thread. i used to go out with a footballer he played for bit of a rubbish team at the time. i dumped him and he pestered me for weeks kept sending me presents and i was having none of it. he now plays in the premiership. could of been a footballers wife lol
when i was about 18 i was sat at traffic lights in my little car and for some unknown reason i decided to see how many fingers i could get in the bit were you would play tapes. needless to say i ended up with my fingers stuck in there. was horrid the lights kept changing and i couldnt drive off and people were beeping at me in the end i manage to to yank them out but took about 3 layers of my skin off lol
i have done so may stupid things i could prob wright a book lol xxxxxxxxxx

Oh Hayels, that's soo funny, but not about your fingers!

You reminded me, I once was driving along and had forgotten to reset the mileage button, so I suddenly went "oh" and put my hand through the wheel to press it quickly, and then had to turn the corner in the road and nearly snapped my arm off (as the wheel has divider bars in it that move as I turned)

I thought the fingers bit was the funniest??! lol sorry hayels! xxxx

Your right , it so was, just the lack of skin bit that wasn't ha ha

 

[nicky1987]

I have a phobia of coffins - i'm f****d when i die!

 

[JJ Mum]

Errrr.....i was out last Saturday, farted (drunk) and cleared half the dance floor :shy:

xxx

Ha your one classy Bird then Chaz.... tee hee classic

 

[hayels]

lol sat here giggling like a crazy person to myself at this tread xx

 

[nicky1987]

i know - OH keeps looking at me as if ive gone mad!!

 

[laurat]

Keep them coming! So funny!

Chaz you put me in mind of the fact that until I was 21 I thought you had to take a boat to Wales and that it was over a sea from England! Transpires the reason I thought this was because the only time I visited Wales was from Ireland and we took a ferry at some point! Theres a few years worth of Scottish primary children who will be assured you take a boat from England to Wales due to me 'teaching' them this fact!!!!

 

[Chazabell]

Ha ha ha ha x

 

[LouiseB]

Not telling Chaz! It's just too cringey... why couldn't i have dated Brad Pitt in his youth instead

Dog wee and farting though?! lol

I ate dog food once...

Did you know that urine is actually sterile? It just picks up bacteria as it comes out (and from the floor in your case)

Hayels! Nearly a footballers wife! Gutted One of my brother's friends is a football player and is wadded now too - if only i had a crystal ball and i could have been a footballers wife too. Maybe lol

 

[blondy13]

I once projectile vomited in a 5* hotel reception - my sick went all the way over the reception desk and hit the back wall lol, luckily it missed the poor girl working there! Afterwards I kind of left hubby to pay, and erm apologise!!

 

[timtam78]

I once projectile vomited in a 5* hotel reception - my sick went all the way over the reception desk and hit the back wall lol, luckily it missed the poor girl working there! Afterwards I kind of left hubby to pay, and erm apologise!!

Hahahahaha you just reminded me of something I did... One of the first times I got sick drunk, drank Bacardi and coke all night, somehow ended up sat at a table in an indan restaurant. Couldn't remember how I got there and we hadn't ordered anything. Suddenly came over all sick, threw up on the table. It was totally black from the coke, covered it up with the table cloth and ran out!!! Ugh, poor waiters!

 

[Chazabell]

Louise....Frank Gallagher or the head McGuire? They the only 2 major cringe ha ham

I was a weird kid, dog wee wasn't nice

Farting....I was drunk and full of wind, it slipped out! Ha ha xx

 

[Drummers_wife]

I used to get babysat but "h" from steps xx

I'm in a rush but I'll get back to you on all the wonderful things I've done over the yrs xx

Brilliant thread btw xxx

Oh my god!! That's amazing!!! X

his family live in my mothers street - got babysat for years by Ian as we know him x

his family still live in same village but have moved to a bigger house a few streets away xx

 

[Drummers_wife]

this thread has made me laugh soooooo much - you girls are mad and am privillaged to share such wonderful times with you lol!!!!

yeah come on Louise B you have to tell us who he is??!?!!
and Hayles im intreged what footballer is it???!!

ive done a few things in the past but nothing jumps out quite like your lot!!
Ive seen dozens of bodys and wrapped them up - placed in bag and off to morgue - all part of the job!
some guy had a heartattack having sex once - as i said when did the pain start mr *** and he said just before i was due to cum i was a bit taken aback @ 4am to say the least!
ive also walked into closed curtains on a cardiac ward and a "wife/mistress" was on her KNEES - "helping" her partner - i walked straight back out very embarressed - but they finished before they came to appologise!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ive also done lots of CPR but have done CPR for 2hrs in relay with another nurse (with a team of resus) and saved a mans life - which i thought was pretty cool xx

I used to drink vodka lemonade and blackcurrent but away on holiday once - i was violently sick and missed the toilet and ruined the bathroom floors cream carpet - needless to say i didnt get our bond money back from that appartment!!

cant think of any more im sure theyll pop up as others add theirs xx

 

[nicky1987]

ive prevented 2 children from drowning, also pulled a young girl out of the pool who fainted in the water. never had to do cpr but i dread the day i do!


I ended up in hospital after going on a ride at blackpool when i was 9!

First time i ever drank was when i was 16 - had a whole bottle of wine to myself and was an emotional wreck for the rest of the night!!! lol - parents and sister found it hilarious!

xx

 

[Kiki0210]

No time to add some of my own cos Iv spent so long laughing at all urs! I will come back tho! Ur all crazy, i love it!!! X

 

[nicky1987]

My future husband is on tele now - ill add some more in a bit!!! X

 

[JJ Mum]

My future husband is on tele now - ill add some more in a bit!!! X

ooh do tell us more, how exciting...

 

[nicky1987]

It was Peter Andre!!! Ha!!

 

[gemmainthesun]

Loved hearing all your stories...thought i'd join in if thats ok

Well a random thing about me is Ive worked on Television as an actress on Waterloo road... a drama about a school and had my lunch on many occasion with Neil Morrisey and Denish Welch haha
Weirdest thing Ive ever done is got a zip caught on my eyelid and had to have it surgically removed!

 

[blondy13]

Gemma I love Waterloo Road!! Who did you play? Xxx