Eryinera
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I wish I had known it wasn't going to be as bad as I thought I went in expecting it to be the worst experience of my life but a good sense of humour goes a long long way!!
I wish I had known that gas and air makes you be sick before it kicks in and you get that pain relief! I felt like I had to reach a ceiling with nausea and dizziness then you break free and you care about nothing!
I wish I had ignored the nurse on the ward who kept telling me to walk around to start the labour when I was exhausted! I wish I had just had an hours kip first! Labour didn't start til 12 hours after she told me that!
I am glad I listened to my midwife and tried to relinquish control as much as possible I tried to be a blank sheet and just do as I was told for the first time in my life and I'm glad I did I had no stitches a graze from sons fingernails and no arse pills!!!
On that note I didn't know that after I delivered the baby I had to deliver the placenta that was yukky!
I wish I had brought in my own music I ended up shouting at George Michael because he was a man and wouldn't go through labour.... but then as my son was born I am beautiful by Agularia came on and I burst into tears
After the baby is born they have bent legs! I was in tears when my son wouldn't stop crying when I tried to put him in a baby grow and I spotted the bent legs for the first time I thought I had broken them I was hysterical but the midwife just giggled at me lol.
It's perfectly OK to not have the faintest idea how to change a nappy! When my son first pooped in the ward I just stood there looked at him and asked another mum what the hell do I do!!!!
I also supported a full on 70's look I figured once I couldn't see my bits any more sod em lol!
I wish I had known I wasn;t going to be a prude when the time came I spent ages choosing clothes that I could go through labour in that would preserve my dignity in the end I just threw everything off I asked when I should take my knickers off... i was told i would know when... and you do lol!
I didn't know the midwife would ask if I wanted to feel the head coming out I stopped mid contraction to ask her if she was insane!
When the head is about to come out I felt it sort of go up and down a lot inside me before it actually came out I thought nothing was happening!
My OH wished he knew how hard it was to cut the umbilical cord (he also wishes he didn't look when the baby actually came out lol!)
I wish I had gone on Mat leave closer to my due date I ended up at home a lot doing nothing but being incredibly horny and I had nothing to take my mind off it.
And yes peeing burns after I had to run a bath each time I needed a wee lol.
I wish I had known that gas and air makes you be sick before it kicks in and you get that pain relief! I felt like I had to reach a ceiling with nausea and dizziness then you break free and you care about nothing!
I wish I had ignored the nurse on the ward who kept telling me to walk around to start the labour when I was exhausted! I wish I had just had an hours kip first! Labour didn't start til 12 hours after she told me that!
I am glad I listened to my midwife and tried to relinquish control as much as possible I tried to be a blank sheet and just do as I was told for the first time in my life and I'm glad I did I had no stitches a graze from sons fingernails and no arse pills!!!
On that note I didn't know that after I delivered the baby I had to deliver the placenta that was yukky!
I wish I had brought in my own music I ended up shouting at George Michael because he was a man and wouldn't go through labour.... but then as my son was born I am beautiful by Agularia came on and I burst into tears
After the baby is born they have bent legs! I was in tears when my son wouldn't stop crying when I tried to put him in a baby grow and I spotted the bent legs for the first time I thought I had broken them I was hysterical but the midwife just giggled at me lol.
It's perfectly OK to not have the faintest idea how to change a nappy! When my son first pooped in the ward I just stood there looked at him and asked another mum what the hell do I do!!!!
I also supported a full on 70's look I figured once I couldn't see my bits any more sod em lol!
I wish I had known I wasn;t going to be a prude when the time came I spent ages choosing clothes that I could go through labour in that would preserve my dignity in the end I just threw everything off I asked when I should take my knickers off... i was told i would know when... and you do lol!
I didn't know the midwife would ask if I wanted to feel the head coming out I stopped mid contraction to ask her if she was insane!
When the head is about to come out I felt it sort of go up and down a lot inside me before it actually came out I thought nothing was happening!
My OH wished he knew how hard it was to cut the umbilical cord (he also wishes he didn't look when the baby actually came out lol!)
I wish I had gone on Mat leave closer to my due date I ended up at home a lot doing nothing but being incredibly horny and I had nothing to take my mind off it.
And yes peeing burns after I had to run a bath each time I needed a wee lol.