Most embarrasing but funniest thing OH has said to you.

[charlene09]

Just curious as to what funny but embarrasing things OH has said to you.

Mine being my OH was going to the doctors to see if he had hemmeroids and he said to me "Charlene what do I do if I have winnits" omg just thought then and I can't stop laughing!

Lmao, Random thread I know but just wondering if anyone elses OH is as open as mine lol

 

[Kaala]

When he said he fainted when he sees needles..I might be evil but I just cracked up laughing..

 

[becciboo26]

Probs when he had a poorly tummy and quite proudly told me he had shit himself :/

Not impressed! X

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[Jolly81]

My OH said the following once when I'd lost a lot of weight:

Him: "What's that funny, lumpy, wobbly stuff on your bum?"

Me: "Cellulite?!"

Him: "Yes, Well you don't have that anymore."

Sweet, but a bit too honest!!!

 

[charlene09]

My OH said the following once when I'd lost a lot of weight:

Him: "What's that funny, lumpy, wobbly stuff on your bum?"

Me: "Cellulite?!"

Him: "Yes, Well you don't have that anymore."

Sweet, but a bit too honest!!!

hahaha! that is honest, personally I would Have slapped OH for this

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[Jayceesmumma]

Mine always tells me about his bowel movements in great detail

 

[Merfairy]

Mine always tells me about his bowel movements in great detail

Thats love lol xx

 

[PyscoFalcon]

Oh yes men can't arf talk about farts and bowel movements.
Yet get totally grossed out when you say you need to change as too juicy down below

 

[Jayceesmumma]

 

[tiaflame]

Probs when he had a poorly tummy and quite proudly told me he had shit himself :/

Not impressed! X

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Lol my hubby did this as well when we were on holiday in Cuba, he ran to our room and realised the maid was in there but had already started shitting himself pmsl... He came back and said I've just shit on my own doorstep lol... I did find it hilarious tho :- )) xx


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[charlene09]

Lmfao that's funny!!!

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[jaybay]

It's hard to tell, he says funny stuff all the time!

I had a touch of eczema recently on my back (I get dry skin patches from it and they are so bad) and he was hugging me and ran his hand across it, jumps back and says "hunny, I don't know how to tell you this, but I think you're turning into a reptile! IS MY WIFE STILL IN THERE?!?!?"
I wanted to punch him in the arm but I was laughing to hard to even try.

 

[BellaRiven]

The funniest is he tells me everytime he has a poo, I have tried discouraging this but no luck

The funniest phobia is he is scared of velvet, I have chased him round the house many times i'm evil.....I told his daughter and she does it too lol...

 

[Jayceesmumma]

My one is petrified of feet it's hilarious!!!

 

[Lanesje77]

When heavily pregnant and getting ready for a friends wedding reception I looked to my darling other half and said "does this outfit make me look fat or pregnant?"..
He replied " Oh don't ask me things like that....besides, some fat people have really pretty faces" I could not speak, he of course thought he'd really said the right thing!!!!!

 

[Jayceesmumma]

Omg I'd die!!!! Lol!!!

 

[openeyes]

My other half once rang me whilst I was on my way to work to tell me he had farted and followed through (or as he put it "sharted"). It wouldn't have been so bad if he hadn't been waiting for his lift to work. I was at a train station when he told me, so had a lot of strange looks from people probably wondering why I was laughing so hard!

 

[Jayceesmumma]

Lmao!!! I do love that word 'sharted' hahah!!!!

 

[openeyes]

It's now a word I use quite regularly to remind him of what happened! I swore I would never tell anyone, but the Internet doesn't count, right? Lol!