Men say the funniest things

[Del]

My OH and I decided to go for a carvery and when we was stood in the que waiting to pick our meat my OH looked at a the huge bird being carved and said "omg look at the size of that chicken" I honesty must of wet my self slightly (as did some other people there) and I replied "that's a turkey!!!!" hahahaha I love telling people this story was possibly the funniest moment of my life lol xx

 

[dyscochick]

I was clearing up the spare room and found a gadget of DH's. I asked what it was and he said it was one of those electrical muscle stimulators he'd had for physio. Of course he starts playing with it, puts the pads on his calf and starts fiddling with the knobs. He suddenly kicked his leg, yelped pain and looked really surprised..... I'm not sure he was expecting to happen but he looked so shocked I just wet myself laughing!

 

[tweetyfoo]

Oh a story from the past that I have to share ... it will not be as funny in words as it was in real life ... but trust me it was hilarious


Me and DH went for a walk in winter, and stopped off at Costa for a couple of hot chocolates.

DH: What do you want?
Me: Skinny hot choc, cream and marshmallows
DH: Ok
Costa Lady: What can I get you
DH: I'll have a skinny hot chocolate with cream and marshmallows, and a large hot chocolate *pause* just mushrooms in that.
Me:
DH: Marshmallows! I mean Marshmallows
Costa Lady: *Stoney faced, doesn't crack a smile or flinch* This was the funniest part of the whole conversation

 

[LilyMac]

Mushrooms I'm crying!!

 

[tweetyfoo]

I can loan him to you if you need cheering up Stace .. just put him behind a glass screen and grab some popcorn ... he doesn't need any help

 

[Titch85]

I can loan him to you if you need cheering up Stace .. just put him behind a glass screen and grab some popcorn ... he doesn't need any help

Imagine the conversations if we put my OH and your OH in a room together!!

 

[LilyMac]

Aha that would be awesome!

 

[Titch85]

Whilst cooking dinner:

Me: Maybe just use half a packet of that sauce for dinner.
OH: Well how do I do half then?
Me: Ummm just pour half of it in and leave the rest?

 

[tweetyfoo]

Ah the cooking questions ... could write a book of those

Never fail to entertain

This is teachers fault for stating that there is no such thing as a stupid question ... clearly there is!

 

[Kayelle]

Loooove this!

 

[Kayelle]

My OH and I decided to go for a carvery and when we was stood in the que waiting to pick our meat my OH looked at a the huge bird being carved and said "omg look at the size of that chicken" I honesty must of wet my self slightly (as did some other people there) and I replied "that's a turkey!!!!" hahahaha I love telling people this story was possibly the funniest moment of my life lol xx

Lmao!! Wetting myself LOL

 

[Titch85]

While watching a program about Windsor...
OH: That'll be Warwick castle then
Me: Ummmm no it'll be Windsor castle, as it's filmed in Windsor?
OH: Oh you know what I meant

 

[twinkles]

Today waiting for midwife appointment we were talking to a lady about finding out the sex, my husband told her there was a sign on the door of the scan room saying you have to ask to find out the 'sexuality' of the baby they won't tell you otherwise!!!
I think he ment sex! Best bit the lady we were talking to has a son who is gay and said believe me you won't know the sexuality for a while!!! X

 

[Hope81]

Lololol

 

[John.Cleveland]

women.... lol

 

[LikeJohnnYoko]

Ahh, come on John, you must have come out with some clangers in your time!

 

[tweetyfoo]

Last night watching the Olympics

The bit with the kids doing the sign language ...

DH: is that for the blind folk or something

Me:


Please excuse any typos from my fat fingers!
Tapatalk madness!

 

[LilyMac]

LMFAO!!!!! That's hysterical!


Love, Jugs x

 

[KellyHook]

Hahaha!!

 

[lisey27]

I love this thread, its so funny. I cant think of anything but I am trying...its usually me that comes out with the random stuff.

I did have a funny conversation with my ex though (this one is pregnancy related though). My craving was galaxy bars.

Him; I think you should stop eating galaxy bars you know
Me; why
Him; cos your bump is getting quite big now
Me; I'm 8 months pregnant