Don't kids just say the funniest things...

[SarahH]

Yesterday I was baby sitting my nephews and one his Mum was home we all had dinner together, anyways...

After dinner my youngest nephew (who is 5yrs old) and I were play-fighting and having a giggle, at the last point he was lying on the floor and I was standing bove him tickling his tummy when the little bugger kicked me in the foo-foo (lady bits).... I shouted "oooowww.... my foo-foo" to which my SIL said "what they heck is a foo-foo"

And my 5yr old nephew turned round and said ........









"Mum, she means I kicked her in the balls!!!!"

Once me and SIL had stopped giggling we then had to explain how it was so funny ie... ladies dont have balls

 

[Nic'n'Keeley]

 

[Squiglet]

My daughter is only just learning to read English... She can read Spanish really well as its a phonetical language but unfortunately English is just horrid... But she gives it a go everytime she see something to read..

One time she was reading the information off our calender in the kitchen which read..

A group of frogs is called a Knot. (on of these factual calanders my mum got from the UK)...

So in her best attempt at reading the god awful language of English using the Spanish alphabet she said...

A grooooupe off frogs eees cayed a....










CU*T (yes...thats right vulger name for lady bits)

Well I just spat my tea across the room and started giggling....and DH came out to stare at her...

She was like... WHAT? We've never used that word before so she had no idea You try explaining why its K for Kick but N for knife..

 

[Sarah&Braydon]

awww bless him

 

[jools221181]