Men say the funniest things

[Durhamchance]

 

[kat1988]

me and oh are going through a hospital bag list atm on our phones just treble checking we have everything...

oh: toiletries?
me: yep
oh: underwear?
me: yep
oh: sanity pads?
me: Oo

 

[Linny1989]

Haha sanity pads! If only these existed x

 

[tweetyfoo]

 

[evie_smith]

Hahahahahaha!!!

 

[Robyner]

LOL SANITY PADS! Too funny

 

[Angela2612]

Lmao I could do with some sanity pads plz

 

[Pudds86]

The cheese on toast has reminded me of OH's mash potato incident........

Came home from work one night and OH had a casserole in the oven and pan of potatoes boiling on the hob.
OH: how do I know when the potatoes are ready to mash?
Me: when they're soft
OH: how do I know if they're soft?
Me: stab them
OH: they're gonna need a while longer
.....20 minutes later......
Me: are the potatoes done yet?
OH: no they're still rock solid but I don't know why cos the waters definitely boiling and they've had a good 40 minutes now
So I take a look inside the pan to see.......and find whole solid potatoes!
Me: no wonder they're not cooked you need to chop the before you boil them!
OH: but I rang my sister to ask how to do mash and she never said to chop them, just to peel then boil
Me: maybe she thought the chopping part was just common sense? Did you not think that normally when I ask you to mash the potatoes I've cooked that they're in smaller chunks?
OH: I thought you boiled then chopped before mashing
Needless to say we had casserole without mash that night lol

Just the fact the had to phone someone to aso how to make mash in the first place is worrying! Xx

Tapatalking :-D Can't see tickers...

 

[Msclaireypants]

Oh this has completely cheered me up!!!