LOL - seen loads in the South - sorry if you have one!

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Subject: Warning from Department of Transport


Information Release

Due to the nature of the quality of driving in England the Department
Of
Transport has now devised a new scheme in order to identify poor
drivers
and give good drivers the opportunity to recognise them whilst driving.

For this reason as from the middle of May 2006 those drivers who are
found to be driving badly which includes:

-overtaking in dangerous places;

-tailgating the car in front;

-stopping sharply;

-speeding in residential areas;

-pulling out without indication;

-performing U turns inappropriately in busy high streets;

-under taking on motorways; and

-taking up more than one lane in multi-lane roads.

These drivers will be issued with flags, white with a red cross,
signifying their inability to drive properly.

These flags must be clipped to a door of the car and be visible to all
other drivers and pedestrians.

Those drivers who have shown particularly poor driving skills will have
to display a flag on each side of the car to indicate their greater
lack
of skill and general lower intelligence mind set to the general public.

Please circulate this to as many other motorists as you can so that
drivers and pedestrians will be aware of the meaning of these flags.

Department Of Transport
18 May 2006
 
Alicebabe said:
Subject: Warning from Department of Transport


-overtaking in dangerous places

-tailgating the car in front

-stopping sharply

-speeding in residential areas

-pulling out without indication

-performing U turns inappropriately in busy high streets

-under taking on motorways

ok these are the things my other half does :lol: :lol:
Its not that hes a bad driver..its just that we enjoy pissing people off, and going very fast..like 70 in a 30 and what not. :D
 
i have never seem one of them flags!! :?
Maybe people in derby are all good drivers?
 
Eblinx - please tell me you know what this is talking about?!
 
i have no idea :D :D
never heard of it till today
could be a joke for all i know :D
tell meeeeee
*feels stupid* :oops:
 
Yeah its a joke about people driving around with England flags sticking out of their cars - re-read it and it will make sense. Where I live, I see loads everyday which is why I thought it was funny!
 
I just did read it properly :doh:
I dont see any around here..does no one support? :? :?
You have to give me a min to click on :D
 
I can get away with anything these days :D
I get it now..dont mind me :doh:
 
LOL :D :D :D
You only get your driving licence in SA, if you DO drive like that!!!! :lol:

Emilia xx
 
Eblinx said:
ok these are the things my other half does :lol: :lol:
Its not that hes a bad driver..its just that we enjoy pissing people off, and going very fast..like 70 in a 30 and what not. :D

so this part was a joke??? I don't have pregnancy hormones to blame am just slow
 
no that parts not a joke..i thought this was a serious thing about bad drivers..then i worked it out :doh:
 
so your OH drives around at 70 in a 30 to piss people off??
 
not anymore..he used to do it alot..just to catch up with the car in front and get right up their ass.. :roll:
 
he now gets a slap if he does it :D
ahh men and their new cars..what can you do? :roll:
 

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