I HATE OPKS!!!! Raaaaa!!!

[netty]

so ladies the lesson today is google sucks big fat donkey dick

that is all

 

[Tara1985]

so ladies the lesson today is google sucks big fat donkey dick

that is all

To all of you!!! xxx

 

[Kezzipea]

**SPECIALIST APPOINTMENT UPDATE**

As a few of u knowwwww......I went to followup spesh app today!
Thawt they were guna fob me off at first with the old 'ahhh sometimes these things just happen' crap...
But i pushed (as i did NOT wait 6mnths for this app for eff all!!!)
Sooooo i got more blood tests and a scan booked to test for fibroids/Polycystic ovaries. And then (cuz i pushed abit more!!!) They sed if everything comes back normal THEN too they will refer us to fertility clinic.
Which altho it doesnt change anything for me right now i came out of there with wat i wanted.
Sooooo sometimes it pays off to PUSH!

Kezzi 1 - 0 Fob off docs.

Ding ding round one goes to me!!!!

Now i just gotta wait......again..... meh.
xx

 

[Sarah85]

Fab good for you babes was actually thinking of u this morning wondering how'd u get on x

 

[Kezzipea]

Awwww thanks hun!

Hey hows the AF??? Has it started properly now or u still not sure???
(i xfingers u guna say it hasnt shown againnnn)

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[Sarah85]

O god honestly really doing my head in now just posted about it. Still brownish crap (sorry haha) thinking prob stress

 

[Kezzipea]

Is it there constantly or just when you wipe?
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[Sarah85]

Just when I wipe but seems to be getting darker so think the witch is coming full hog! Also got a bad tummy and legs ache deffo te dreaded witch

 

[Sarah85]

O here she comes lol just hope 9-10 days is enough luteal stage for that lil egg and sperm

 

[Kezzipea]

Oh no hun
Big POO!!!!!

Srry hun. im sure u be fine tho. if u worried see the doc.
But i bet u just had an off-month.....
i wanted us to catch it together

xxxx

 

[Sarah85]

I know me too!! Got everything crossed for you tho hun!! will use those ******* sticks this month and see again not going over board with planning this month just see how it goes concentrating on wedding

 

[Kezzipea]

I think im going to keep using OPKs too.
We cud always have a Peestick bonfire at the end of each month so show our utter hatred.

Ohhh i hope i get a BFP this month. I do i do i do!!!
BUT it probably not to be!!!!

My workmate was telling me today her friend has adopted two sisters whos mum is a SCAB! They have now been diagnosed with alcoholic fetal syndrome (becuse their mum drank and drugged thruout both pregs and needs shooting).
And now shes preg again.....how this is fair....ill never know

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
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[Sarah85]

God tell me about it see on facebook the total scabs I was in school with with like 4 kids each arrrrrrg I'd b happy with one lol

 

[Sarah85]

This will make u laugh as the witch has arrived I decided to do everything you shouldn't I've drank so much coffee I'm literally shaking, bought a few bottles of wine and been on the sun bed haha screw u witch

 

[netty]

i am starting opks again and got nothing so far why d they make me so fricking mad??? piss-take sticks or what!

 

[Kezzipea]

This will make u laugh as the witch has arrived I decided to do everything you shouldn't I've drank so much coffee I'm literally shaking, bought a few bottles of wine and been on the sun bed haha screw u witch

Hahaha thats wat i doooo!!
Two fingers up at the


LOL!!!!
If she turns up this month for me she is guna be in proper doghouse!!
Wine? NOPE!!! Hard core jagerbombs for me!!!
OOOOOOSH!!!

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[netty]

oooooooo kezza i did jager and black sambuca on my bday and i spewed BLACK SICK up my wall took oven cleaner to get it off good times

 

[Sarah85]

Haha Aw jäger shots man I could do a few of those right now haha where r u lot if ur in Swansea we're going lol

 

[CARNAT22]

I love Jaiger bombs - they are the only shot I would do!!

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[Kezzipea]

They my FAVE!!!
Lol at lynettes vomit! Black sambuca AND jager OMG!!! Haha ill have to try THAT!
Instant vomit me thinks.
Have u tried 'Raki'??? Lethal...... wen me and OH first got together we had a weird shots nite. I ended up passing out and fallin in the bath and BOOSH went my eye on a tap! Meh
I had a plum for an eye for two weeks. And managed to chip a bone off my eye bone. NOT big or clever!!!
Lol swansea BIT too far away im afraid shug. Lol. We cud always all meet in the middle and go CRAZY LADIES!

AND........................



OH. MY. GOD!!!!

CARNATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U ARE PREG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!


Hun i am SOOOOOOOOOOOOO happy for u (sorry i only just noticed im an arsecandle)

How u feeling??!?!?!?



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