I Can't Take AnyMore ...

[Imi-Maddie's-Mum]

SIT on him??? Good seeing to?? Have you two lost your minds???

Sounds like you both need to get serious "cuddles" instead of fantasising about my none existent sex life lmao!!!

Bloody hell ... don't know if i should be sitting here laughing or crying at the mo ... Struck dumb with shock is all i can manage right now LOL!!

 

[Imi-Maddie's-Mum]

Did actually think tankett was implying i have a fat elephant arse LMAO!!! ...

 

[Anna Marie]

ooooops maybe its me that needs some attention !!!!!

 

[Amanda]

Sounds like you both need to get serious "cuddles" instead of fantasising about my none existent sex life lmao!!!

Got them for the past 2 nights, thank you very much!!! I would just like to say a massive Thank You for whoever found my libedo wandering aimlessly around and posted it back to me. I thought it was lost forever!!!!

Sorry Imi, I'm really not being much help today am I?? Supposed to be cheering you up and stopping you get stressed, and then I go and say something like that!! Looks like my fingers have the same syndrome as my big fat gob!!!!!

Leg hair, I hate it!!! Still managing that quite well at the minute, but I'm beginning to struggle a bit with seeing the 'other' hair, if you get my meaning. And I like that nice and trim. Bugger!! I can't see me being able to do that in a few weeks, and last time OH did it, I ended up completely bald!!

 

[Imi-Maddie's-Mum]

cheers tankett.. I WAS eating my lunch until i had a vision of your "Other hair" .. all of a sudden my appitite disappeared ... wonder y ??

Thanks for that love ... really appreciated it ...

 

[Anna Marie]

Far too much info thanks ladies... i am trying to eat my tuna sarnie...

Tankett.. my libido is still awol.. I don't think we have managed any nookie.. weren't allowed for the first 12 weeks [doctors orders!] and then i just lost all libido completely.. maybe after OH being away for a few days I will want to throw myself at him.. mind you he will be aching all over from his manic snowboarding so will not want me throwing myself anywhere near him..

 

[Amanda]

Sorry about that ladies. Didn't mean to put you off your food!! Then again, you are both complaining about ever-expanding waistlines!!!!!

 

[Anna Marie]

Touché Tankett!!

Yes I have just scoffed a tuna sarnie, bag of crisps, 3 little bag of mini cheddars and then felt guilty so ate some grapes.. now my tummy really has just expanded.. need to loosen my cords!!! boredom and being cold always make me eat more!!!

 

Just read the last page of this thread, you lot make me laugh!! Pregnancy hormones have got ya!!!
Bunch of nutters xx

 

[Imi-Maddie's-Mum]

LOL ... it's all tankett and anna marie really sami ... im just the poor little innocent who gets lead astray ...

 

[lauramumof2]

Still managing that quite well at the minute, but I'm beginning to struggle a bit with seeing the 'other' hair, if you get my meaning. And I like that nice and trim. Bugger!! I can't see me being able to do that in a few weeks, and last time OH did it, I ended up completely bald!!

Just shave it all off
Job done!

 

[Imi-Maddie's-Mum]

Still managing that quite well at the minute, but I'm beginning to struggle a bit with seeing the 'other' hair, if you get my meaning. And I like that nice and trim. Bugger!! I can't see me being able to do that in a few weeks, and last time OH did it, I ended up completely bald!!

Just shave it all off
Job done!

OMG!!!! My thread has turned into a smutty version of PregnancyFHM!!! ...

Told you i was innocent sami LMAO!!!

 

LMAO !!!

I just shaved all mine off - as laura said - job done haha

I don't beleove you Imi lol

 

[Imi-Maddie's-Mum]

SIT'S IN SHOCK

Shall i just start a new thread titled "what to do with wildly un-stylish pubes??" ... can't belive u lot ...

And i was eating thin liqorice strands ... you mingers

 

[Anna Marie]

go away for a few minutes and this thread really has become very funny... so you lot.. tell me [I am obviously the naiive old woman here!] but is it not extremely painful shaving "it" all off???????? OUCH!!

I think I will just not wear a bikini for a long time.. and get those old granny knickers out of the bottom AF time of month drawer and wear them instead of my thongs and G's..

Imi.. I am with you.. we are the SANE ones!!!!!!

 

[Amanda]

I'm sitting here on a conference call with the States and Europeans, along with Xerox, and I've just read that and giggled really loud!!!!!

Sami - I'm curious now...... what did you do about re-growth??? Sorry to corrupt you Imi!!!!!

 

[Anna Marie]

And... how does your OH like it??... bit scratchy I would imagine .. mind you we have to put up with all that facial stubble when we kiss them.. their turn to suffer eh?

Tankett.. those Americans probably need a bit of fun.. as for the Europeans... they will just tut and pretend they don't do smut!!

 

[Imi-Maddie's-Mum]

Bloody hell

Have you lot gone bananas?? Tankett how can you take a conference call whilst reading about pubic hair?? ... thats like talking to your grandma whilst watching porn!! LOL

You lot are mental lol ... can't belive what i've been reading today!! been told to SIT!! on my OH, that i need a good seeing to ... and i come back on and read about your ... trimming habbits lmao!!!!

Careful you don't cut yourselves girls ... can imagine it being really painful,.... you should all try waxing ... hehe

 

[Anna Marie]

sorry Imi but we all need some light entertainment to help us get through our monontonous unglamorous, hormonal pregnant days!!

on that note I am going home to take a cold shower and make myself look glamorous in my tracksuit for when OH gets back from airport

chat to you all tomorrow.. xx

 

[Imi-Maddie's-Mum]

LOL ... anna marie, Your OH gonna get lucky??? cold shower, sexy tracksuit ... let us know hehe

My bikini line has started to look like the edge of the new forest ... deff need to do something about it!! like i said before WAX!!! LOL

So all this talking got me thinking??? those off you that shave it "Off" is it all off or in shapes?? LMAO!!!