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weestar21 said:
violet i knew u were a softy really :twisted: :moon:

Im only a hard arsed as far as my OH goes, but then again hes male its my job to make him feel small lol
 
Im only a hard arsed as far as my OH goes, but then again hes male its my job to make him feel small lol[/quote]

:think: i bet your all sweetness to him really :angel:
 
weestar21 said:
i bet your all sweetness to him really :angel:

Not lately, ive been snapping at him for everything.

He is being a wolly though. Asked him to water the plants in our house for me while I did the washing up. Seem'd like a fair deal on his part. Told him to do it in the bath tho, because some of the plants are in the pots with holes in. He says okay will do. Did he do it, did he heck, walked into the front room... water everywhere! The stupid numpty! lol Had massive fight, so hes gone off to his mums :roll:
 
I had an affair with a married man...

I didn't know he was married at the time...I wasn't married...so I guess I'm pretty innocent...but it still makes me feel bad.

:(

Sue
 
I once cut a worm into 8 parts with some kitchen sissors thinking I'd get 8 worms :cry: . I now pick any drowning worm out of puddles as a penance.
 
After a night out clubbing I used to snog the taxi driver instead of paying :oops:

my mum came out in her dressing gown one time and asked me what was taking so long :shock: she'd seen the taxi pull up and i never got out so she was worried!! lmao
 
LouisecH said:
I once cut a worm into 8 parts with some kitchen sissors thinking I'd get 8 worms :cry: . I now pick any drowning worm out of puddles as a penance.

PMSL!! I cant stop laughing at that... thats really tickled me lol :lol:
 
Kim said:
After a night out clubbing I used to snog the taxi driver instead of paying :oops:

my mum came out in her dressing gown one time and asked me what was taking so long :shock: she'd seen the taxi pull up and i never got out so she was worried!! lmao

KIM!!! :shock: :shock:

Dionne i am only interested in spots if they are really juicy!! Lmao!! SORRY!! :oops:
 
Kim said:
After a night out clubbing I used to snog the taxi driver instead of paying :oops:

my mum came out in her dressing gown one time and asked me what was taking so long :shock: she'd seen the taxi pull up and i never got out so she was worried!! lmao

HAHAHA!

I LOVE this thread!!!
 
Kim said:
After a night out clubbing I used to snog the taxi driver instead of paying :oops:

my mum came out in her dressing gown one time and asked me what was taking so long :shock: she'd seen the taxi pull up and i never got out so she was worried!! lmao

lol dirty cow! :lol: :lol:
 
dionne,
dont u just love bursting the big yellow ones mmmmmmm i love it when they pop on the mirror...pmsl
 
our game on the way home from a night on the town was to swap all the house for sale signs around.

Kim, my dad used to be a taxi driver, don't think he got any snogs
 
tracyM said:
our game on the way home from a night on the town was to swap all the house for sale signs around.

Kim, my dad used to be a taxi driver, don't think he got any snogs


u hope he didnt get any......lmao
 
The night I lost my virginity, I had completely lost track of time (for obvious reasons), and my parents called the police to tell them I was missing!!! :shock:

The guy was walking me home and the police stopped and asked me my name, and then I had to get in the police car, they took me home, and I then had to lie to my parents that I had been watching a film round my friends house and fallen sleep!! :shock: Luckily they never noticed the fact that I had gone out in fishnets (it was the 80's before you say anything!!), and come home without them!!!!!! :shock:

My kids are going to cause me so much hell for everything I put my parents through!! :lol:
 
tankett said:
Luckily they never noticed the fact that I had gone out in fishnets (it was the 80's before you say anything!!), and come home without them!!!!!

Opsy! lol

When I was 17 I was going out with this much older guy. Went out to meet him in his car, erm got *jiggy with it* didnt notice that he had riped my halter top. He dropped me home and my mum went mad! My boobs and my bra were hanging out :oops: Needles to say my mother wasnt happy.
Then I got pregnant with Zack by him :?
 
When i was younger an goi out clubbin, i used to wear backless tops an stuff i was much thinner then, but i had bigish boobs so i would buy duck tape from woolies an tape all my boobs up so i didnt have to wear a bra :lol: there was a boy i liked an we snogged a few times anyway this one night i went home with him, with the tape still attached to my boobs, i had to go loo at his an quickly rip it off, but it caught mt nipple an pulled the skin off the top ouch, lol worse thing is i didnt know where to put the tape, so i stuck it to the back of toilet :lol: :lol: i :oops:
 

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