You know you're getting old when...

[Dee1985]

Dionne i cant picture you with massive pants - ok i take that back it sounded pervy i have never and will never try to picture you with pants on - no thats worse he he

i feel old when my mum thinks its 'Cool' to discuss their sex life with me!

eeeewwwwwwwww you are never old enough to hear that stuff!!

x

il help u picture it

a saggy wrinkly belly with stretch marks big huge gone of white pants that come up to my belly button, size 34b boobs tht are droopy

 

[K X]

Dionne i cant picture you with massive pants - ok i take that back it sounded pervy

x

LMAO Em 78!!

 

[tracyM]

OMG Em, my mum tried that about 5 years ago - I almost died of embarassment

 

[Em78]

well if thats all it is dionne i could have just looked at my own belly!!!!

do you sometmes catch sight of yourself in a mirror and get a shock as you still kinda think you look like a 10 in your mind? i often do a double take

i was once open enough to tell my mum i was going to the erotica show (kinda an adult exhabition thing - loads of fab naughty undies and much worse - hilarious day out though! ) when she asked what i had got and told her we met porn stars and got some signed she asked to borrow it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the answer was def NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!


xx

 

[Layla]

you know your getting old when poilce officers are younger than you

xx

 

[K X]

Yeah that's true Layla-thay all look 18!

 

[lauramumof2]

Kim after you go to Dionne's fancy a trip up North of the border?

while you are up in scotland...............

 

[tracyM]

but they are sooooooooooo much nicer when they're younger

 

[Kim]

How much do you guys pay per hour??

 

[michelle82]

i was out with matthew the other day and there were 2 girls about 12/13 waiting to cross the road and then a fire engine went by they were shouting 'youhoo hunky firemen' etc i just thought OMG i was like that and then thought that was over 10 years ago i am getting old

 

[Sarah&Braydon]

the day after i had B lol and i ssed summit cant remember wot and thought god im my mum turning more and more into her everyday lol

 

[Xena]

I felt old when I started uni in Sept 2004 at 20 and everybody in my classes were 18. When they found out I was 20 most of them were like "wow that just seems so old!"

Now my hubby is making me feel old - he turns 30 in November. I'm married to a THIRTY year old! haha!

I felt old when I found out I was pg with Lydia. My first thoughts were "oh my god I can't be - I'm too young!"
And then I realised, after telling my family and friends and seeing their reactions, that "holy crap I'm really not that young after all!" lol. (I had just turned 21 at the time).

 

[tracyM]

I sorted out my life assurance on my 30th birthday

 

[Xena]

I had a will made up last year! lol

 

[michelle82]

you know your getting old when your pleased it has rained so the plants and grass get a good watering!!!!