You know you're a mummy when...

[pilkers]

you insist on cleaning your babys face with your own spit

the dreaded spit and hanky... I used to hate it as a child!

 

[Gem & Leland]

you insist on cleaning your babys face with your own spit

the dreaded spit and hanky... I used to hate it as a child!

but i bet you;ve already done it

 

[pilkers]

you insist on cleaning your babys face with your own spit

the dreaded spit and hanky... I used to hate it as a child!

but i bet you;ve already done it

yep!!!!!!!!

 

[monster_munch]

... You have to clean around your son's erection as it is covered in yellow poo

Oh it's a glamorous life!

 

[KJ]

- Sitting in the armchair covered in the majority of what your baby has eaten the entire day whilst he laughs at you is no longer a surprise!

- a muslin has become a fashion accessory.

- You know what a 'poo face' looks like!

- you don't think twice about feeling your breasts in public or anywhere really, to see which one is fullest!


- you walk upstairs and completely forget why you are there. To make matters worse, you never remember, not even later in the day!

- you can be halfway through a sentence and completely forget what you were going to say.

- names of mundane, everyday objects completely jump out of you head.

K.xx

 

[Jen & Her Men]

You make up stupid little songs and ditties to just about everything..

One of my favourites is when its time for James's bottle I sing

"boc boc boc boc..." to the tune of "I am a music man" - the bit when it goes "pia pia piano piano piano"!!!!

 

[rhian85]

when u flop into bed at 9pm totaly exhausted...but pre children u were heading out the door at 9pm for a night out on the town,

 

[annem]

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3)You walk around your local supermarket rocking your 6l jug of milk to sleep... (my friend did this.. )

i rock everything i hold.

i bounce the laptop when its on me and sway from side to side non-stop!!