You carry on rocking the bouncer chair even when there not in it
You find your self feeling happy saying "well done"when your child dose a poo after not having one in a week. (especially if its huge)
you relise at 11pm you needed to go to the toilet hours ago and forgot
You have re boiled the kettle 5 times and still havnt managed to have that cuppa
You leave the vaccum on even when youve finnished hovering as its keeping the baby happy
You cant remember what time day week it is it all melds into one
When you leave the baby with the in laws to go to the cinema with your partner and your breast start leaking in the middle of the movie.
When your child stays asleep long enough for you to do the dishes but wakes up when you sit down the read the paper
When the paper you bought a week ago is still waiting to be read
When your partner is to scread to touch your boobs in case they milk all over him
When your partner starts calling you the cute names that they call your baby 'squiggy' and you call them back
chunky monkey
When you start saying the things your Mam used to say that drove you mad you promised youd never say it but you do
When you laughed at your sister getting weed on when changing your nephew and they get there own back when yours wees on you
