Walking wind machine!!

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  1. Jen & Her Men

    Jen & Her Men Well-Known Member

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    Im just a big ball of trapped wind at the mo!!! I must be a really attractive sight, waddling around like a Weeble, burping and farting with every move. I just cant help it though! I have no idea where all this gas is coming from!
    My DH is one lucky man!!!!

    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
     
  2. Kimbo

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    oh jeesus :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
     
  3. purple13

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    i can empathise! i made OH and me a curry last night, then lay on the sofa farting almost continuously for about 45 minutes!! :lol: they didn't smell though :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
     
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    :shock: :shock:

    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: The things we talk about.
     
  5. Babylicious

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    mine wreak so I try to hold them in :oops:
     
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    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
     
  7. poppy160

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    Mine are evil too..OH is just as bad, and he always farts when he's near me cause he thinks it's funny..mine are 'Silent but Violent' so I can get him back when he's not expecting it :twisted: :lol:
     
  8. Jen & Her Men

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    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

    I successfully made my DH leave the room on 2 seperate occasions at the weekend!!!

    :) :)
     
  9. paradysso

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    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

    phewww so glad im not having this too
     
  10. Tegala-7thMarch08

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    i had it really bad a few weeks ago but now nothing :rotfl:
     
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    mine are so bad I hang air fresheners from my ass
     
  13. Tegala-7thMarch08

    Tegala-7thMarch08 Well-Known Member

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    hahahahaha


    but u have to admit even though the smell can get unbearable it does feel f**kin good when you release them :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
     
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    :rotfl: :rotfl: I wont go into to much detail but I was having an episode of farting a lot & on one occasion it smelt so bad I was physically sick :oops: :oops:
     
  15. Jen & Her Men

    Jen & Her Men Well-Known Member

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    now THATS impressive!!!

    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
     
  16. annem

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    i thought i was the only one! i'm going to the loo about 3 times a day too :shock: Before being preg my OH thought i did not do things like that!!
     
  17. Candygirl

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    :rotfl:
    the best is when you get into bed before DH and hold the covers down tight, let one rip and when he gets into bed he is greeted by it.
    :rotfl:
    never seen him get up so quickly in all my life
    :rotfl: :rotfl:
     
  18. Tegala-7thMarch08

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    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

    i once let a big one rip wen my bf was out of the room it really stunk and i started dan cing around waving my arms around trying to get rid of the smell he walked in and blatently new what i was doing :oops: :oops: :oops:
     
  19. Candygirl

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    :rotfl: :rotfl:
    I can just imagine you prancing about trying to air it away
    and its not like you can turn around and say it wasnt you....
    :rotfl:
    LOVE IT
     
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    i was so embarrased... and another time i was lying on the bed and i had one coming and i raised my leg slightly so it wud be a silent one and my bf sed u can fart if u need to u no :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

    farts just embarrases me loool
     

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