Josie TB
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Hi all
I thought this might amuse you (especially you first time Mums).
Those of you who read my earlier thread will know that I've had a few "bladder issues"
Well, last week I was shopping in Tescos with my little one when I felt the need to go to the loo. Knowing that my needing to go/going threshold is very short I left my trolley and started to waddle over towards the loos at which my point my little angel decides to throw herself on the floor and have a complete paddy. Picking her up off the floor puts me over the threshold and I stood there in the middle of Tescos making my own little puddle. At least it shut Angel up as she looked at the wet patch on pants with some astonishment. Most people might not have noticed my predicament if it was not for the little voice repeatedly saying "have you done a wee wee mummy?"
However, worse was to come.
Last Sunday, we were due to go to a family christening in a little country church in Cheshire (where there weren't any loos) Fearing yet another embarrassing episode, but this time in front of friends and family, I discussed with hubby where the nearest loos were (1/2 mile away), what I should wear, should I risk knickers and pads or use my nightime Tena pants. Angel must have been listening because on Sunday just as the vicar came into the church and everyone went quiet, she turned to her cousin and said in a loud voice....."Mummy has to wear a nappy today because she did a wee wee in her pants in Tescos"
It's a good job I love my little Angel more than life itself.
Hope this makes you laugh (as much as it did some people in the church)
I will get round to doing a proper profile and piccy soon.
Josie
XXX
I thought this might amuse you (especially you first time Mums).
Those of you who read my earlier thread will know that I've had a few "bladder issues"
Well, last week I was shopping in Tescos with my little one when I felt the need to go to the loo. Knowing that my needing to go/going threshold is very short I left my trolley and started to waddle over towards the loos at which my point my little angel decides to throw herself on the floor and have a complete paddy. Picking her up off the floor puts me over the threshold and I stood there in the middle of Tescos making my own little puddle. At least it shut Angel up as she looked at the wet patch on pants with some astonishment. Most people might not have noticed my predicament if it was not for the little voice repeatedly saying "have you done a wee wee mummy?"However, worse was to come.
Last Sunday, we were due to go to a family christening in a little country church in Cheshire (where there weren't any loos) Fearing yet another embarrassing episode, but this time in front of friends and family, I discussed with hubby where the nearest loos were (1/2 mile away), what I should wear, should I risk knickers and pads or use my nightime Tena pants. Angel must have been listening because on Sunday just as the vicar came into the church and everyone went quiet, she turned to her cousin and said in a loud voice....."Mummy has to wear a nappy today because she did a wee wee in her pants in Tescos"
It's a good job I love my little Angel more than life itself.
Hope this makes you laugh (as much as it did some people in the church)
I will get round to doing a proper profile and piccy soon.
Josie
XXX
- hehehehe!
