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The excitement of expecting your first child can be overwhelming and the array of cute goodies to buy just too much to resist.
So its no wonder six out of ten new parents confess to having bought baby items they never use after their little ones are born.
From prenatal MP3 players (seriously - strap it to your bump and share your proclivities for prog rock with your unborn child) to bathrobes for newborns, there is a host of must-have baby gear out there that in the cold light of no sleep till dawn turns out to be a waste of precious cash.
Scratch mitts
They look so teeny-tiny when you buy them but are flappy as oven gloves on your real-life newborn.
These things never stay on even if you resort to sealing them around their weeny wrists with a hair scrunchie. Most mums and dads ditch them within days and turn to baby socks as protection from scratchy nails instead.
Newborn-sized clothes
Few new parents could resist those itsy-bitsy babygrows made in that heart-tuggingly small newborn size.
The truth is, you have no idea how fast an infant grows until youve stocked up on drawers-full of the smallest clothes only to find them bursting out of the arms and legs within a handful of weeks.
Every seasoned parent will tell you to avoid the tiny outfits and plump for togs a size or two too big instead. But if youre expecting your first, youll take not a blind bit of notice, of course.
Changing tables
They seem a great idea for the first few weeks, when baby lies still and perhaps even dozes off while nappy-change is afoot.
Then you realise how useless the things are for a real live wriggly tot who, the second you lift your hand to grab a nappy, is flipping themselves headfirst over the edge. Change your baby on a towel, on your bed. Its easier and cheaper.
Tiny baby bibs
Your baby wont be eating solids until theyre around six months old, by which time those mini baby bibs will barely reach their armpits. And if its milk and baby sick youre trying to stop from spilling, a big old square of muslin is always your best bet.
Baby bath thermometer
So paranoid are new parents these days, with all the vivid health warnings, that we come to believe we cant be trusted to know if water is hot or not.
While a room temperature gauge can be a useful gadget, a thermometer for the bath is a gizmo too far. Use the tried and trusted method of popping your elbow in the water. Feel hot? Then add more cold.
Designer baby shoes
That miniscule pair of baby Uggs and those Dior Baby Mary-Janes look adorable. But is spending £50 or more on a pair such a great idea?
Firstly, your baby doesnt need shoes until theyre close to walking bare toes are always best for tiny ones. Secondly, theyll last five minutes before you need to buy the next size. Thirdly, theyll be booted off those kicky little legs and into a puddle the minute you leave the house.
Nappy wipes warmer
Yes, really. This gadget warms your wet wipes to give a better clean. If youve got any sense, youll be using warm water and cotton wool (cheaper, quicker, simpler). And if youre on the move, youll have scrunched three half opened packs of wet wipes into your fit-to-bursting changing bag and lugging this monster around will be the last thing on your mind.
Pee Pee Tee Pee
Yes, this really does exist a little tent for baby boys to stop the arc of wee hitting you in the face when you whip off their nappy.
The reality is, youll never get to it in time. And squeamishness will be out of the window by the time your babys pooed up the bedroom wall.
Expensive baby lotions and potions
They look glorious and smell gorgeous, but delicate baby skin is far better served with plain old water, petroleum jelly and maybe a swipe of light olive oil. Fancy lotions can irritate new skin, cost a fortune and last five minutes. And babies smell lovely as they are.
Baby towels
Another too cute to resist item, mini-sized towels especially the ones with the doggy ears and fluffy hoods seem practical enough. But it wont be long before you can barely stretch the things around their chubby tums. Buy a big towel. It will last much longer and you can bundle your baby up cosily against the cold.
The excitement of expecting your first child can be overwhelming and the array of cute goodies to buy just too much to resist.
So its no wonder six out of ten new parents confess to having bought baby items they never use after their little ones are born.
From prenatal MP3 players (seriously - strap it to your bump and share your proclivities for prog rock with your unborn child) to bathrobes for newborns, there is a host of must-have baby gear out there that in the cold light of no sleep till dawn turns out to be a waste of precious cash.
So what other baby bits do mums and dads say turned out to be next to useless? Heres our tally of the top 10:Scratch mitts
They look so teeny-tiny when you buy them but are flappy as oven gloves on your real-life newborn.
These things never stay on even if you resort to sealing them around their weeny wrists with a hair scrunchie. Most mums and dads ditch them within days and turn to baby socks as protection from scratchy nails instead.
Newborn-sized clothes
Few new parents could resist those itsy-bitsy babygrows made in that heart-tuggingly small newborn size.
The truth is, you have no idea how fast an infant grows until youve stocked up on drawers-full of the smallest clothes only to find them bursting out of the arms and legs within a handful of weeks.
Every seasoned parent will tell you to avoid the tiny outfits and plump for togs a size or two too big instead. But if youre expecting your first, youll take not a blind bit of notice, of course.
Changing tables
They seem a great idea for the first few weeks, when baby lies still and perhaps even dozes off while nappy-change is afoot.
Then you realise how useless the things are for a real live wriggly tot who, the second you lift your hand to grab a nappy, is flipping themselves headfirst over the edge. Change your baby on a towel, on your bed. Its easier and cheaper.
Tiny baby bibs
Your baby wont be eating solids until theyre around six months old, by which time those mini baby bibs will barely reach their armpits. And if its milk and baby sick youre trying to stop from spilling, a big old square of muslin is always your best bet.
Baby bath thermometer
So paranoid are new parents these days, with all the vivid health warnings, that we come to believe we cant be trusted to know if water is hot or not.
While a room temperature gauge can be a useful gadget, a thermometer for the bath is a gizmo too far. Use the tried and trusted method of popping your elbow in the water. Feel hot? Then add more cold.
Designer baby shoes
That miniscule pair of baby Uggs and those Dior Baby Mary-Janes look adorable. But is spending £50 or more on a pair such a great idea?
Firstly, your baby doesnt need shoes until theyre close to walking bare toes are always best for tiny ones. Secondly, theyll last five minutes before you need to buy the next size. Thirdly, theyll be booted off those kicky little legs and into a puddle the minute you leave the house.
Nappy wipes warmer
Yes, really. This gadget warms your wet wipes to give a better clean. If youve got any sense, youll be using warm water and cotton wool (cheaper, quicker, simpler). And if youre on the move, youll have scrunched three half opened packs of wet wipes into your fit-to-bursting changing bag and lugging this monster around will be the last thing on your mind.
Pee Pee Tee Pee
Yes, this really does exist a little tent for baby boys to stop the arc of wee hitting you in the face when you whip off their nappy.
The reality is, youll never get to it in time. And squeamishness will be out of the window by the time your babys pooed up the bedroom wall.
Expensive baby lotions and potions
They look glorious and smell gorgeous, but delicate baby skin is far better served with plain old water, petroleum jelly and maybe a swipe of light olive oil. Fancy lotions can irritate new skin, cost a fortune and last five minutes. And babies smell lovely as they are.
Baby towels
Another too cute to resist item, mini-sized towels especially the ones with the doggy ears and fluffy hoods seem practical enough. But it wont be long before you can barely stretch the things around their chubby tums. Buy a big towel. It will last much longer and you can bundle your baby up cosily against the cold.
