handbagqueen
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...as there seems to be a lot of people believing that if you buy stuff for your baby before its born something will go wrong I thought I'd add a couple more silly ones to the pot so that it can worry people even more
If you look at ugly or deformed people your baby will turn out ugly!
(Some of you may remember me telling the story of my mum warning me not to watch horror movies and not to get distressed? well I found out at the weekend that this is the basis of that theory!)
If you cut yourself your baby will be scarred (yep, cut my finger the other day and was given this fine nugget of information!)
If you eat too many strawberries your baby will have a strawberry birthmark ( I have one on my hand that looked like a care bear heart when I was born- this was my mums explanation)
I'm happy to say the following are not from my own friends or family (thank goodness as I'd have to disown them!) but from books i've got on the subject- there are so many but I chose the most plausible
If a moon shines when you give birth your baby will be male- if not then it will be female (oh come on!)
Its unlucky to wash the babies head in the first 12 months (yuk!)
oooh, my favourte...a baby born with teeth may be a vampire!! ( think this is really bad luck if it happens and you want to breast feed, but doubt it will turn out to be a creature of the night!)
Come on ladies, we're not in the dark ages anymore! Most superstitions are based on something silly and just been interpreted differently through the ages.
If you buy a pram or baby goods early, just keep the bloomin receipts- people couldn't do this in the olden days so obviosly didn't want to waste their money! God forbid anything does happen but if it does, then ask a friend or family member to take the goods back for you or sell it on ebay for you.
Lecture over! Please take everything you hear with a pinch of salt- my sodium levels are now so high due to my lovely family and friends but thats Polish catholics for you- nightmare!
If you look at ugly or deformed people your baby will turn out ugly!
(Some of you may remember me telling the story of my mum warning me not to watch horror movies and not to get distressed? well I found out at the weekend that this is the basis of that theory!)
If you cut yourself your baby will be scarred (yep, cut my finger the other day and was given this fine nugget of information!)
If you eat too many strawberries your baby will have a strawberry birthmark ( I have one on my hand that looked like a care bear heart when I was born- this was my mums explanation)
I'm happy to say the following are not from my own friends or family (thank goodness as I'd have to disown them!) but from books i've got on the subject- there are so many but I chose the most plausible
If a moon shines when you give birth your baby will be male- if not then it will be female (oh come on!)
Its unlucky to wash the babies head in the first 12 months (yuk!)
oooh, my favourte...a baby born with teeth may be a vampire!! ( think this is really bad luck if it happens and you want to breast feed, but doubt it will turn out to be a creature of the night!)
Come on ladies, we're not in the dark ages anymore! Most superstitions are based on something silly and just been interpreted differently through the ages.
If you buy a pram or baby goods early, just keep the bloomin receipts- people couldn't do this in the olden days so obviosly didn't want to waste their money! God forbid anything does happen but if it does, then ask a friend or family member to take the goods back for you or sell it on ebay for you.
Lecture over! Please take everything you hear with a pinch of salt- my sodium levels are now so high due to my lovely family and friends but thats Polish catholics for you- nightmare!