Pregnancy brain!

[Emma58]

Yesterday i was really miffed as i had text OH and he never text me back. I thought he must be in a mood or i had done something wrong. When he came home last night i asked him why he had ignored my text and...... For some stupid reason I had sent the text to my Ex Husband!!!



How thick can you get? Luckily the text wasn't anything rude but I can't believe i did that.

 

[Tillytots]

WHOOPS!!!!!!!!

Bless you! Yesterday I ruined the hob covers on my oven.....I turned on the wrong hot plate that was still covered and only noticed when I my saucepan wasnt boiling and the other hob cover was black and burnt

 

[Emma58]

I've got another stupid thing to add to my list of how daft I am.

Last night the tumble dryer had finished i went to empty out the clothes and put the oven gloves on to do it???

 

[BeckyJ]

i tried 2 put my pj's in the bin rather than the washing machine the other day

 

[bumpmakes3]

I put my phone in the fridge and tried to dial a number on a pint of milk!!

 

[Nicola g]

I dont feel so alone now

 

[Emma58]

I put my phone in the fridge and tried to dial a number on a pint of milk!!

I nearly wet myself at that one

 

[Tillytots]

I've got another stupid thing to add to my list of how daft I am.

Last night the tumble dryer had finished i went to empty out the clothes and put the oven gloves on to do it???

LOL I just pictured you standing there, oven gloves on looking at the tumble dryer

 

[Tegala-7thMarch08]

i just posted a thread in 3rd tri and ment to post in 2nd tri haha ive moved it now but omg how silly am i haha

 

[Babylicious]

remind me not to come to yours for coffee I'd get washing up liquid or something

I had to confess I left paris in the toilets at asda tried to get into a car which wasn't mine (same as my old one), went out in odd shoes thats just to name a few!

 

[Happybunny]

I tried to make a cup of tea with cold water from the water cooler at work. Then I put the milk away in my cupboard. The woman I share a cupboard with was confused as to why there was milk in there.

 

[Emma58]

These have made me laugh so hard!!

Babylicious - I can't believe you left your daughter in Asda and going out in odd shoes If i ever see a mad looking woman walking around Hull in odd shoes and trying to get in other peoples cars I know it's you!!

Tillytots - I was stood looking at the dryer with the oven gloves on. I even opened the door wearing them

Oh this has cheered me up so much tonight!!

 

[Sophie1102]

I tried to put the kettle in the fridge, and wondered why it wouldn't fit, i tried for ages before i realised what i was doing!!!!!

 

[clarey]

OMG! I am so happy its not just me! I am talking total rubbish most of the time, and getting kitchen appliances mixed up too! So far no major disasters but its lucky I have OH to keep an eye on me...

I also have next to no short term memory which is just hilarious for every one else but v v v confusing for me...

 

[DebbieM]

I did it too.

I went to my Dad's last night to drop something off and Matt had text me just as I arrived and just before I left. I didn't reply straight away so had to open a new text instead of just replying.

After another 15 minutes, my phone rang and it was Matt, asking if I was okay. I told him yes and that I had just text him asking if Barney (our dog) was still ok as he had been sick in the morning, and he said he'd not got it. The next thing I knew my sister was texing me saying "I don't know, you tell me" LOL

I'd sent it to her instead of Matt!

 

[paradysso]

i know ive done a few crazy things, but have forgotton now, bloody pregnancy brain!!! but i do remmeber trying to get into some one elses car, and getting really stressed as the door wudnt unlock

 

[MattM]

A pregnant woman's brain can shrink up to 5%. This is due to compression of the cells rather than the brain physically shrinking.

So, don't feel bad if you find your handbag in the freezer. You can't help it.

 

[Emma58]

A pregnant woman's brain can shrink up to 5%. This is due to compression of the cells rather than the brain physically shrinking.

So, don't feel bad if you find your handbag in the freezer. You can't help it.

I never knew that! At least I have an excuse now.

 

[timsmom]

Funniest thing I've read in weeks. Well done girls you are all as dippy as me. I'd forget my name if I wasn't careful. I reversed in to the wheelie bin which I'd just put behind my car this morning. The girls at work think I'm hilarious. It took me 5 days to remember to get Mart some Otex even though he reminded me and texted me everyday. Glad he saw the funny side of it!

 

[Happybunny]

I was wiping the kitchen sideboard after dinner tonight and I managed to throw the rubbish in the sink and the sponge in the bin! Gah!