Oh dear - she's started on your lot now!

[Mama 2 Be]

My lovely work collegue was just commenting that I'm off this arvo for my scan and she said:

"Oh you'll be sitting in the waitiing room with all the other fatties." (And she never followed it with a smile or laugh or anything!)

So technically she just called me and all pregnant women fat!

Any comments you wish me to pass on to her?

Does this woman have ISSUES or what!

 

[Jade89]

''your just jelous because we have a reason to be putting on weight , so put that in your pipe and smoke it...''

 

[splashmonkey]

OMG I can't believe you haven't punched her yet. Your restraint is inspiring

 

[Mama 2 Be]

''your just jelous because we have a reason to be putting on weight , so put that in your pipe and smoke it...''

Oh good lord Jade she doesn't agree with smoking!

 

[Jade89]

HAHA Tell her your a pregnant smoker....I wanna hear her reaction LMAO!

 

[splashmonkey]

PMSL Jade maybe she'd be so gobsmacked she'd shut up for a minute

 

[Mama 2 Be]

OMG I can't believe you haven't punched her yet. Your restraint is inspiring

That's because I'm better than her in every way!

That and the fact she's one of the Directors wives so I'd loose my job if I did! I might not be coming back to work but I'll still take my maternity pay thanks

 

[Jade89]

Really discust her and tell her you have right bad piles and your boobs feel like a sack of potatoes and tell her about some funny dishchare your getting and how it's hard to poo sometimes LOL!! I'd love see her face then say bein fat is the least of my worriies!

 

[Mama 2 Be]

HAHA Tell her your a pregnant smoker....I wanna hear her reaction LMAO!

I would but she's already lectured me about not taking up 'that vile habit again' after the baby is born

What with her and my MIL telling me to smoke during pregnany I'm completely torn ! If only I had a mind of my own . . .

 

[pacha]

'How fat were you when you went for your 20week scan'??

 

[Mama 2 Be]

Really discust her and tell her you have right bad piles and your boobs feel like a sack of potatoes and tell her about some funny dishchare your getting and how it's hard to poo sometimes LOL!! I'd love see her face then say bein fat is the least of my worriies!

 

[Chopsie]

This woman has issues! I would say something like -

"It must be SOOO hard being one of those women who can never shift their baby weight. At least I reckon I'll have lost all mine within a few months, let alone by the time I get to your age..."

And I'm seriously considering finding out where you work and coming down to smack her one myself!

 

[Mama 2 Be]

This woman has issues! I would say something like -

"It must be SOOO hard being one of those women who can never shift their baby weight. At least I reckon I'll have lost all mine within a few months, let alone by the time I get to your age..."

And I'm seriously considering finding out where you work and coming down to smack her one myself!

PM'ing you my work address!

How odd is this: The family went out for a meal for husbands birthday on Saturday and they did not have one drink between them?!? Because the drinks are too expensive in that restaurant they went without instead! WTF? **scratches head in confusion**

 

[Chopsie]

This woman has issues! I would say something like -

"It must be SOOO hard being one of those women who can never shift their baby weight. At least I reckon I'll have lost all mine within a few months, let alone by the time I get to your age..."

And I'm seriously considering finding out where you work and coming down to smack her one myself!

PM'ing you my work address!

How odd is this: The family went out for a meal for husbands birthday on Saturday and they did not have one drink between them?!? Because the drinks are too expensive in that restaurant they went without instead! WTF? **scratches head in confusion**

A bitch and tight as a gnats chuff - she's a real winner! Christ, why not just go to McDonalds if you're that stingy?? Or just stay in and have a miserable time instead?? They could sit in the dark to save money on electricity... And why even bother going to a restaurant if you have such a problem with eating???

*gets car keys and programmes Mama2Be's workplace into satnav*

 

[Mama 2 Be]

*gets car keys and programmes Mama2Be's workplace into satnav*

You might want to save that til tomorrow as she has to leave early today - because I am?!?!?!? What is THAT all about?!?

 

[Chopsie]

*gets car keys and programmes Mama2Be's workplace into satnav*

You might want to save that til tomorrow as she has to leave early today - because I am?!?!?!? What is THAT all about?!?

She's probably worried that she'd end up having to do some work, rather than just make bitchy comments for a change

 

[splashmonkey]

God some people are just beyond belief. I think you officially move into first place of the best tongue biters I know, Mama, she sounds like an absolute total nightmare in every respect, I'd have defo lost my rag (and my job no doubt!) by now.

 

[SoonToBeMrs]

Ask her if she's booked surgery to remove that bitter tongue of hers yet or if she's decided to add a little consideration to her flaky personality.



What a cow.