News post for Labour signs for 37 weeks +++ ladies

My walk did nothing except end up in me eating more icecream... and my feet swelling up even more. Lol
 
Well
last night marathon trips to the loo to wee ALOT frequently good exercise
:roll:
all day to day Colliers been baring down like a crazy thing OUCH ive dont lots of deep breathing panting puffing and (swearing :oops: ) well some of them wow hurt loads :lol: And i'm getting strong but not painful BH tummy tightning in correspndance to the head pushing

you know when you try and pull the wine cork out of a bottle the twisting pulling thing?
Colliers doing the opposite sensation he's pushin head down FORCEFULLY while swiviling side to side for levarage shouving his bot bot HARD into my bump to help push his head down
and im still weeing loads :roll:

no loss of mucus plug yet i dont know how :? the way he's pushing his big head into my Fajita :rotfl:

hes still pushing his head right now its not let up for long all day
i swear the amount of shouving he's done his head shoul be out by now :rotfl: :rotfl:

sarah
 
no one seems to have popped in a while have they?
fingers crossed that we have a mad surge of babys sooooooooonish!!
iv got my 40 week midwife appointment 2morrow :shock:
i really didn't think i'd be attending this one but looks like iv jinx'd myself :rotfl:

still no signs exept BH's...i know alot of people get increased discharge when there pregnant but i have NONE! :shakehead:

AWKWARD MALES!!

also ate a full pineapple yesturday and the day before which did nothing except give me a sore mouth :evil...tasted nice tho :lol:

xxx
 
xJuliex said:
no one seems to have popped in a while have they?
fingers crossed that we have a mad surge of babys sooooooooonish!!
iv got my 40 week midwife appointment 2morrow :shock:
i really didn't think i'd be attending this one but looks like iv jinx'd myself :rotfl:

still no signs exept BH's...i know alot of people get increased discharge when there pregnant but i have NONE! :shakehead:

AWKWARD MALES!!

also ate a full pineapple yesterday and the day before which did nothing
except give me a sore mouth :evil...tasted nice tho :lol:



xxx
sorry hun but i found out to get the enzime needed to stimulate labour from the pineapple you have to eat
8 whole pineapples yes 8 :shock: dont think thats possible :think: :lol:

None of us girls have had this mysterious loss of musuc plug the other girls kept going on about :think:
 
Sing Along: The Pregnant Song
Sung to the tune "I'm a little Teapot"

I'm a pregnant woman
short and stout
cranky and irritable
you better watch out!

1 week and counting
I can't wait
This baby had better
not be late.

When I go to sleep
and try to dream
my hips and legs hurt
enough to scream.

And just when I actually
catch some Zee
my bladder yells and
I'm up to pee.

My heat index has risen
don't smell my pits
I need to bathe twice daily
it is the s***s.

Cleaning up the house
is more than a chore
cuz' I can't bend over
or get on the floor.

Remind me once again
why I chose to be
pregnant and miserable
with this company.

When your water breaks
We'll hear you shout:
Don't forget to breathe
And push him out!

mabye we could laugh our way into labour
:think: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
 
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Thats fab!! i actually sung it!

Ive been having quite achey pains since about 2pm stronger than BH's but not strong enough to be proper contractions.

Im getting excited so i may go food shopping and see if it materialises into labour!!!!

Maybe we r going 2 start popping now!! starting with me :twisted: :rotfl: :rotfl:
 
Lfc sarah had que jumped :shakehead: :shakehead:

oh but its exciting well done her :cheer:


Hope the shopping helps Sarah3rdbaby :pray: come on us lot :dance:
sarah xxx
 
Great song Sarah :rotfl:

Well we need someone to start popping soon cause it aint going to be me after what my consultant said and my failed sweep.

Hopefully it will be Sarah LFC after her waters breaking today.
 
these queue jumpers hey... just unfair. Lol.. i always hoped i'd be a queue jumper... lol. but no, it seems my LO prefers wait her turn!

but yay for lfc_sarah! whooo!

now come on the rest of us!
 
I dont mind who it is that goes first as long as it makes our babies want to pop out too!! :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:
 
:cheer: :cheer: :cheer: COME ON BABIES!

Though i've got theatre tickets for tomorrow night.. and i'm really looking forward to it...lol
 
BabyBee said:
:cheer: :cheer: :cheer: COME ON BABIES!

Though i've got theatre tickets for tomorrow night.. and i'm really looking forward to it...lol

Im going to the theater on Wednesday myself :think:

(James is sitting behind me)

AND I STILL HAVE NOT BEEN TAKEN OUT FOR A MEAL IN MY YUMMY MAMMY DRESS

GET THE HINT MISTER :shakehead: :shakehead: :shakehead:


Collier need to begin his exit on friday night so my parents can come down for the birth
:pray: :pray: :pray:
 
:rotfl: :rotfl: Loving the song!!
cheered me up alot!

iv bin in an AWFUL mood this afternoon and just want to be alone. If im with anyone they seem to annoy me for no reason at all! i'v just dragged myself out of bed to make a cuppa and to get a packet of snack-a-jacks. (i'm watching my figure :lol: ha Yeah Rite!) I can't seem to handle sitting downstairs with my mum and dad and relatives keep popping round....considering all i get from them nowadays is 'have you not had that baby yet'...DO I F**KING LOOK LIKE IV HAD THE BABY!.. or ' come on, when are you going to pop'...IF I KNEW THAT MAYBE I WOULD BE IN A BETTER BLOODY MOOD... i think i would of ended up killing them!! :twisted: i mean why do people say stupid stuff like that!!!

**rant over** :lol:
 
Morning mummies to be :wave:

I could scream right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was having quite painful crampy achey period type pains (the type that make you stop and breathe through it) yesterday and last night and they've just stopped :shock:
My ladies bits ache too! :(

My walk round asda yesterday made the pains worse so i might go out for a bit of a power walk today to see if things start up again!

Keep in mind i have a double buggy to push around as it is so its quite a work out going for a walk! :lol:
 

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