is it wrong....

Discussion in 'Third Trimester' started by pilkers, Jan 13, 2008.

  1. pilkers

    pilkers Well-Known Member

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    ...to be thinking about finding a crochet needle and doing a DIY breaking of my waters!!!???? :rotfl: :rotfl:
     
  2. Kimbo

    Kimbo Well-Known Member

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    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: ive already asked my aunty if i can borrow her knitting needles!
     
  3. Squiglet

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    OMFG!!!!

















    I thought I was the only one... whats worse is I'm an avid knitter... I could do it if I wanted too.. I just don't want to poke the baby's head :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
     
  4. pilkers

    pilkers Well-Known Member

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    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: @ Squiglet!

    I'm so fookin desperate and I just know I'll be well over my due date... honestly the things I've been considering today are quite frightening... OH won't help with DIY sweep so I even considered asking my sister (very twisted :oops: )
     
  5. chrystaltips

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    If I knew how to give myself a sweep, I would have done it by now :lol:
     
  6. happy-chick

    happy-chick Well-Known Member

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    Ive tried & ive had OH trying :oops: :lol: cervix closed tho :(
     
  7. chrystaltips

    chrystaltips Well-Known Member

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    I have no idea what state my cervix is in. Not lost plug or anything. Will probably need a bomb up there to shift anything :lol:
     
  8. pilkers

    pilkers Well-Known Member

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    at least he'll have a go!!! My OH looks at me like I'm suggesting that he perform a c-section on our dining table with a carving knife :roll:
     
  9. happy-chick

    happy-chick Well-Known Member

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    It took alot of persuasion lol and even then he didnt like the idea one little bit! :lol:
     
  10. Squiglet

    Squiglet Well-Known Member

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    I asked DH if he wanted to give me a sweep.. He just gave me a disgusted dirty look :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: So now I try everytime I pee... Thats a lot of attempted sweeps in a day :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Ok that's an exaggeration. :rotfl:
     
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    I tried to DIY when I was having Sam. My fingers weren't long enough though....ended up with a really sore arm too :oops: :oops:
     
  12. pilkers

    pilkers Well-Known Member

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    my belly is so big I can barely wipe myself properly let alone reach far down enough to have a go myself... :rotfl: :rotfl:
     
  13. ella

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    I just had a hot lentil curry followed by pinapple and a hot bath - but then I was in the bath looking at the size of my bump and thinking ill never be able to push him/her out - ive decided for tonight im in no rush for the pain :shakehead:
     
  14. Full of hope!

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    :hug: :hug: :hug: You poor things!

    Some of that made me laugh though :rotfl:
     
  15. clairescunny55

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    :rotfl: you girls made me giggle :lol: i tried to do a sweep but couldnt reach cos of the 10lb 7 baby in the way lol :rotfl:
     
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    I couldn't reach my cervix to inspect it or I would have been very tempted :oops: :rotfl:

    Just hoping when midwife furtles up there on wednesday she can reach it even if I need to perform some sort of acrobatic trick :rotfl:
     

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