My oh got some wd40 from town today as our toilet seat hinges started making a noise so when I go for a wee it wakes him up every night. Whilst he was fixing seat I went food shopping. When I got back I was bursting for a wee after moaning about my stretching pains, when I sat on the loo my bum felt really wet. Where he had sprayed the grease went on the toilet seat he claims it's to help me slide off the seat easier, nothing to do with the fact that he forgot to wipe after doing DIY lol sorry totally not baby related x