WTF!! Toilet troubles

[choklatemunky]

not mine in case you were wondering.....

This is so weird!

Woman stuck on toilet for two years

Police in Kansas are investigating after a woman became stuck after sitting on her boyfriend's toilet for two years.

Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old woman's skin had grown around the seat.

She initially refused help from medics but was finally convinced by ambulance crews and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.

"We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Mr Whipple said. "The hospital removed it."

Mr Whipple said investigators planned to present their report to the county attorney, who will determine whether any charges should be filed against the woman's 36-year-old boyfriend.

"She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body," Mr Whipple said. "It is hard to imagine... I still have a hard time imagining it myself."

The boyfriend told investigators he brought her food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom of their home in Ness City.

"And her reply would be, 'Maybe tomorrow'," Mr Whipple said. "According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom."

The boyfriend called police on February 27 to report that "there was something wrong with his girlfriend," Mr Whipple said, adding that he never explained why it took him two years to call.

She was taken to a hospital in Wichita, about 150 miles southeast of their home in Ness City. Mr Whipple said she has refused to cooperate with medics or police.

Boyfriend: US woman who lived in bathroom felt safe there; "It was her choice"

"She is an adult; she made her own decision," said her boyfriend, Kory McFarren. "I should have gotten help for her sooner; I admit that. But after a while, you kind of get used to it."

The case drew nationwide attention after Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the Ness City woman's skin had grown around the seat in the two years she apparently was in the bathroom.
"We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it."

 

[kirlykird]

 

[Happybunny]

I saw that in the paper, how odd.
I want to know, what did he do when he needed the loo?

 

[Jade&Evie]

we read this on the news this mornig and OH said "you could get stuck to the loo, the length of time it takes you..."

I pointed out that constipation is a common ailment in pregnancy!

its very odd that he took her food and stuff- surely you would just wait for her to get off the loo before giving her diner... ONLY IN AMERICA!

 

[elaine22]

Anyone else think the name 'Mr Whipple' is funny?

 

[trixipaws]

how bizarre. how bizarre, how bizarre

ding-ding-ding, ding-ding-ding, ding-ding-ding,
ding-ding-ding, ding-ding-ding, ding-ding-ding,
ding-ding-ding,

ooh baby (ooh baby) ur makin me crazy

every time i look around...


sorry lol i always think of that song when i say "how bizarre" this time i was thinking aloud hehe

 

[Chrissy1]

what I want to know is......if she was stuck to the loo for two years and her skin had grown around it

1) Was she naked from the waste down then for the past 2 years??
2) How did she wipe herself when she did her business?? Surely she would have had to move to reach her nether regions which would have stopped her getting stuck.
3) How did she not stink?? She can't have bathed in two years!
4) Why on earth did her BF keep bringing her food if she refused to come out??
5) When was the alst time that loo was cleaned?

 

[SarahH]

that must have been one HUGE roll of toilet paper to last 2 yrs!!

They should have just sent a snake up the toilet pipes... taht would have made her jump off!

 

[lfc_sarah]

 

[SarahH]

This gives the saying "watching my life go down the pan" a whole new meaning!!

 

[skairdykat]

That has so got to be a piss take.........excuse the pun

 

[Princess_Puddles]

That really sounds like a load of bull!

To add to the questions: how did her boyfriend bring her food and water if she couldnt get off the toilet to open the door to him? cause surely if the door was open for him to walk in then he must have seen her skin growing around the toilet and knew it wasn't right??

 

[Tangerinedream]

WTF?? I refuse to believe it!

 

[Tadpole]

You didn't find this in 'The Onion' by any chance??

Because, surely not!!! Two years!!