I've had a very long day, I apologise for the long post but bear with me as my life seems to have turned into a sort of surreal comedy sketch
Firstly we went to sing and sign this morning where ruby spent the entire hour either trying to lick or kiss one particular boy or trying to eat another girls shoes, try explaining to a room full of judgemental mums y your 8month old has a shoes fetish!
Secondly we tried to go to the library, ruby pooed as soon as we got there its a massive building and the only baby change was the other end of the building so it took a fair few mins to get there by which time there was leakage (lush!) it was occupied so we waited for 5ish mins untill ruby started to cry so I had no choice but to change her there in the corridor. Matt out, nappy off, poo everywhere, I pick her up and she wee's. awesome. I clean up the poo and get the poey clothes off and as I'm reaching for a clean nappy she makes a break for it. Bloody hell can that girl move! (Excuse my French) so there's me chasing a squeeling naked baby through the leisure centre corridor. Mortified! It's not untill I eventually catch her and get her clean and dressed I notice the wee patch on my light coloured jeggings, even more awesome.
After that I gave up on the library and went to feed ruby in bthe cafe, chunky veg in cheese sauce (spoon fed) about half way through I took my eye of the ball, she grabbed the spoon and catapulted the chunky veg and cheese sauce at my face and it landed on my forehead and in my hair, even more awesome. and it was obviously hilarious to her so she kept trying to do it again. I then had to wait with cheesy hair and wee patch in the middle of town for an hour as oh forgot he had to pick us up.
So after a very long day I was really glad to get home, feed the small one and put her to bed. I started doing the housework, washing on, washing up done, I was putting the rubbish and recycling out and next door stopped to say hello, he tried to ask how ruby was but kept making weird looks at me, he quickly said goodnight and went inside, straight away his wife came out to say hello, laughed and went back inside. That's enough to make anyone conscientious so I retreated to the kitchen. I was finishing up some washing up and I happened to lookup into the window where I saw my reflection. I have bloches of toothpaste ALL over my face (I've broken out in spots and put it on like a deep cleanser when they get really bad)
I will never live this day down!
