Classic line on Jeremy Kyle this morning

[MrsBrightside]

I know he always does that, griefs them on stage until the DNA tests are done and then sucks up!!! WTF man

Ive turned it over cause i was gerrin mad at the woman that was n b4

"you were put in care because I was in an abusive relationship and didn't want you to be hurt" WELL IF U KNEW WHY DIDNT YOU TAKE THE KIDS AND LEAVE!!! FFS

and then she went onto say

"I was in care, it didnt do me any harm"

surely you want better for your kids???

and then

"I didnt want kids" to which the daughter pipes up and says "well ya did ok for not wanting any ya have 6!!!!!"

 

[fuffins1981]

I loved the girl who bounced on like she was a super model, no bra 'we had a perfect relationship. I found out I was pregnant after a month. He admitted he had cheated'

So, you had a perfect relationship???Now I see where I am going wrong!!

 

[Minxy]

'Rickaaaay, I leant you three quid!!!!'

In Jk's words 'kids having kids, ladies and gentlemen'

How can you tell I'm off work this week

 

[Emma58]

I can't decide who's more irritating Jeremy Kyle or that stupid Foxy bingo thing.

 

[fuffins1981]

'There was a knock at the door and huess who it was?'
'A monkeys cousin?'

bash Foxy

It is not more irritating than the Brighthouse ones on Trisha!

 

[Emma58]

'There was a knock at the door and huess who it was?'
'A monkeys cousin?'

bash Foxy

It is not more irritating than the Brighthouse ones on Trisha!

What about Burlington Bertie?

The way JK calls every woman Darling really gets my goat too.

 

[kazlin]

'There was a knock at the door and huess who it was?'
'A monkeys cousin?'

bash Foxy

 

[fuffins1981]

'There was a knock at the door and huess who it was?'
'A monkeys cousin?'

bash Foxy

It is not more irritating than the Brighthouse ones on Trisha!

What about Burlington Bertie?

The way JK calls every woman Darling really gets my goat too.

Burlington bertie

I hate darling and sweetheart....would slap him in his square head!

 

[Emma58]

I hate darling and sweetheart....would slap him in his square head!

 

[fuffins1981]

I think pregnancy has given me tendencies towards violence

 

[LilysMummy]

"take a breather, we will be back after this break..."

Today he was so rude. The audience was clapping at something HE said and he turned round and shouted "SHUT IT" twice then "Thats enough!"

Was a prize plonker

 

[fuffins1981]

I am watching it now on ITV 2. I would find it hard not to be violent with him..

'For today we are out of time. I would like to thank my guests and audience and most of all the viewers at home'

Shut the f*ck up! I think the people who expose their sordid lives should be thanked more than me. All I am doing is shouting violence at the TV...mainly towards Jeremy himself....So thanks for your thanks, but shove it up your Frankenstein ar*e!!

 

[Miss.Monroe]

'because in 20 years time, it wont be me or this audience who judges you, it will be your KIDS!'

 

[Emma58]

The woman today 'Come in my face, come in my face'

I hope he doesn't

 

[Minxy]

The woman today 'Come in my face, come in my face'

I hope he doesn't

Oooh, watch out toothless Brummie chav, Jeremy's "NOT EVEN OUT OF FIRST GEAR!!!!!!"

Classic line

 

[Emma58]

And she's not even in reverse

 

[Minxy]

Jeremy's desperately trying to get her to admit being racist/anti-muslim isn't he?

 

[Emma58]

Yes he is. I hope he gets her to admit is too IMO she is.

He's on a roll this morning is Jezza.

 

[1sttimemum]

wasnt she dog ugly the mum as well

 

[LilysMummy]

God I wanted to throw something at the TV today! That woman was vile "come in my face" Id rather not ta and could they not shut up 4 two seconds?!! Is it that hard to not talk when asked to!