Classic line on Jeremy Kyle this morning

[Tangerinedream]

I swear down on my dead nans life

 

[MissSara]

LMAO

I watched this and had to laugh when he said it.

 

[Jade&Evie]

I'm so getting sky plus. Wish OH could have heard it... he loves JK....


NOT!

 

[MrsBrightside]

jezza kyle rocks, simply for the comedy factor... typical Lees off so I havent been able to watch it much this week... wish I had seen this show!!

 

[sarah113]

 

[kazlin]

It's so bad it's good. I now have such a love/hate thing for Mr Kyle going on...Weasle Faced Twonk!

 

[JoAnn&Aimee]

I've heard some doozies on Jeremy Kyle but that takes the biscuit!!

 

[MrsBrightside]

oh hes just been back on cause he was having lie detector test so they played back the bit you were on about!!! classic!!!!

 

[lea m]

 

[mummykay]

I swear down on my dead nans life

 

[Tangerinedream]

oh hes just been back on cause he was having lie detector test so they played back the bit you were on about!!! classic!!!!

oh, what was the outcome?

 

[MrsBrightside]

funny enough he wasn't lying he didnt take a catalogue out in his dead nans name

 

[fuffins1981]

It's so bad it's good. I now have such a love/hate thing for Mr Kyle going on...Weasle Faced Twonk!

JK looks like a cross between Ozbod and Frankenstein!

That line was a classic....Chav all the way!!

JK annoys me because he switchs allegiance faster than the sluts on his show switch men.

I have aproblem with people who think that a man should have paid for a DNA when there was a chance of there being more than one partner.
Like this morning. Shouldnt she pay then?

 

[sarafet]

was just watching a repeat there and there was a group of people from glasgow fighting about a dna test, i was actually cringing watching it

i'm so embarrased for them

 

[fran_23]

i like watching a bit of jezza-look out for his classic lines

"you madam are a disgrace"

"tell a 40 year old man-whyd you do it?"

"why dont you put something on the end of it"

and "i am paying for your kid coz you cant use contraception"

but sadly i have cbeebies on all day or dvds of in the night garden and his new favourite the garfield films ...lol

 

[fuffins1981]

I have to bargain with my son during the holidays!

You are so right about the classice lines.

You forgot: 'Shut it. I am talking now. Whose name is on the wall?'

And (after a lie detector) 'She didn't even have to flinch...She was telling the truth'

Graham makes me laugh too

 

[fran_23]

I have to bargain with my son during the holidays!

You are so right about the classice lines.

You forgot: 'Shut it. I am talking now. Whose name is on the wall?'

And (after a lie detector) 'She didn't even have to flinch...She was telling the truth'

Graham makes me laugh too

LMAO- how could i have forgot "it says jeremy kyle on that wall-"??
thats his favourite!!

 

[sarafet]

omg i am actually in hysterics here at you girls..

i LOVE his one liners

i also can't stop laughing at how much he LOVES graham

'this man is a legend..'

 

[fran_23]

"lets bring on the genius- here he is..come out Graham"

"Did it ever occur to you to use bloody contraception??"

"Step and be a father and start paying for your kids instead of expecting the tax payer to fork out for your litter!!

"Get of the weed, get a job and start paying your way you spineless excuse for a man"

"oi, madam, thats my name above the stage, not yours"
"3 out of 3, you were LYING!!"

"the most important thing is the inoocent baby stuck in the middle of you two pathetic excuses for human beings"

ps.. this is hilarious check it out http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id= ... emy%2Ckyle

 

[fuffins1981]

"lets bring on the genius- here he is..come out Graham"

"Did it ever occur to you to use bloody contraception??"

"Step and be a father and start paying for your kids instead of expecting the tax payer to fork out for your litter!!

"Get of the weed, get a job and start paying your way you spineless excuse for a man"

"oi, madam, thats my name above the stage, not yours"
"3 out of 3, you were LYING!!"

"the most important thing is the inoocent baby stuck in the middle of you two pathetic excuses for human beings"

ps.. this is hilarious check it out http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id= ... emy%2Ckyle

Forgot them.

Sarafet: pissing myself at :'this man is a legend'

This thread has made my day