Classic line on Jeremy Kyle this morning

[sarafet]

"and that, young man, is a FACT" (at the end of most sentences)

 

[sarafet]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPZcN-Pi ... re=related

 

[JoAnn&Aimee]

was just watching a repeat there and there was a group of people from glasgow fighting about a dna test, i was actually cringing watching it

i'm so embarrased for them

I hate when there are scottish people on Jeremy Kyle! They are always neds fighting over who fathered a baby or husbands who beat their wives up!

 

[fuffins1981]

Gonna have to watch Jezzer after loosewomen today....On ITV2. Hardly got any sleep through thte night, so missed my fix this morning

 

[Melly+2]

Hes nearly as bad as simon cowl for 1 liners

'Taking everything in to account, i loved it'
'i could see you going all the way'
come on man, you look like an umpa lumpa and have the vocabulary skills of a lettuce, please say other stuff, and jeremy kyle pfft, i bet hes a man whole himself really

 

[fuffins1981]

Hes nearly as bad as simon cowl for 1 liners

'Taking everything in to account, i loved it'
'i could see you going all the way'
come on man, you look like an umpa lumpa and have the vocabulary skills of a lettuce, please say other stuff, and jeremy kyle pfft, i bet hes a man whole himself really

Thats like 'three yes's, your through'

They were already through on two!!! Plonker!!

 

[sazzylou]

i love jeremey! (or jemery as beth calls him )

did anyopne see that really gobby chav bloke on there (yesterday i think it was) who kept arguing with him and wouldnt shut up? then he kept calling him 'bruv' so jezza was all shouty going "I AM SO0 GLAD I AM NOT YOUR BROTHER!" and the chav turns round and says "if you were my brother i'd shoot you" Jeremy was actaklly speechless for a minute after that

 

[sazzylou]

i love jeremey! (or jemery as beth calls him )

did anyopne see that really gobby chav bloke on there (yesterday i think it was) who kept arguing with him and wouldnt shut up? then he kept calling him 'bruv' so jezza was all shouty going "I AM SO0 GLAD I AM NOT YOUR BROTHER!" and the chav turns round and says "if you were my brother i'd shoot you" Jeremy was actaklly speechless for a minute after that

sorry ,y spellings so bad...im holding izzie...damn this one handed typing!

 

[fran_23]

i saw that one- i've seen it before that guy was such a joke!
i'm not being funny but did he think he was black??

"ya get me bruv"

 

[sazzylou]

i found this on face book...all of his best quotes...think im gonna join this group


http://www.facebook.com/topic.php?uid=2 ... topic=1982


i think i watch to much jeremy kyle...im obbsessed, lol

 

[Minxy]

I don't get why they're all obessed with it being national TV

'He's here today on national television to explain why he slept with his girlfriend's sister'

'You dragged me onto national television to tell me the baby's not mine?'

'It's taken today, on national television, to admit you've got a problem with weed.'

Hang on. This isn't America. Isn't most of our TV national?

 

[Lola's Mummy]

 

[lfc_sarah]

What a silly comment!

 

[LilysMummy]

"There is two sides to every story"

"BUTTON IT!"

"It's 09011 ITS 30.........50.............60 "

 

[poppy160]

"There is two sides to every story"

"BUTTON IT!"

"It's 09011 ITS 30.........50.............60 "

Especially the number bit!!

''Let's have those all important lie detector/DNA test results''

Really bugs me!!

 

[poppy160]

Just read this on one of the Facebook groups and I could't stop laughing:

JK: "...'cause thats just what you are isn't it a LITTLE BOY!"

Off the rails teenager: "don't call me that!"

JK: "WHY? WHY NOT?!LITTLE BOY!"

Off the rails teenager: "shut the BLEEP up!"

JK: "oh you're really being a MAN now aren't you?NO!NO YOU'RE SHOWING YOUR TRUE COLOURS!YOU ARE A LITTLE BOY!LITTLE BOY!THATS ALL YOU ARE, A SILLY LITTLE BOY!"

*boy proceeds to storm off,where upon Jez follows him,makes him cry,then brings him back on*

JK:"Lets have a round of applause for this big man,RESPECT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!RESPECT!"

 

[Misslarue]

This thread is hilarous!!

 

[Tasha20]

Inearl weed myself reading all this, I need to do more pelvic excerisise

 

[sarafet]

almost peed myself at 'little boy'

 

[MrsBrightside]

he said summit like that on the show today about respect... I was pmsl at the time... good watch if ya need cheering up... always makes me question why do u need to do this on telly please ??? what a showing up, even worse when ya get Geordie's on there cause it always makes people from the north east look soo thick!!!