Advice - always keep loo seat down!!!

[Em78]

just a word of advice to always keep loo seat down or bathroom door closed! alex decided to chuck my diary down the loo yesterday when i forgot to close the door little monster!

oh and today he picked up the feather duster and thought it was a cuddly toy - kept huggin it saying AHHHH like he does to his teddy!

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[weestar21]

sorry dont want to upset you with saying this but my scots hummor is taking over me so i appologise before you read


maybe hethought it was a better place too keep your diary


ok i'll understand if i get banned for that but i cant help my sad hummor

 

[x-kirsty-x]

I dont understand what you mean weestar

 

[weestar21]

*keeps gob shut*

 

[Hypnorm]

i have to keep loo seat down or LO thinks it is great to play with the water.

 

[Em78]

weestar

dont be daft i dont really do offended!

there was b***er all in it anyway so you are quite right it was the best place for it! my social life has gone down the pan swiftly followed by my diary!!!!!!!

and now he is attcaking the tissue box... destructo boy rides again!

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[weestar21]

awwww bless him, just aslong as he doesnt try to do what adele doen when she just started walking, she tried tp out our cat inthe tumble dryer

sometimes you need to have eyes on teh back of your head


p.s my diary was left in our first house in the loft, good job their was nothung in it worth reading

 

[Em78]

awwww bless him, just aslong as he doesnt try to do what adele doen when she just started walking, she tried tp out our cat inthe tumble dryer

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well i expect he was a bit damp and needed drying

please note we are in no way promoting the drying of cats in tumble dryers - towels should always be used or haridryers if they are not prone to frizzy hair.

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[weestar21]

she couldnt lift him so it was ok in the end