Your other half....

I just asked my bloke to bring the laptop down for me, his reply "you're not going on that baby forum, I think you're actually going a little bit mental!"

Maybe not as understanding as I thought!
 
Lol I tell mine I am charting and he sees my cb monitor being used but has no idea about the rest of it. He has started asking if it's 'egg day' every now and then so he can Dtd! Lol sounds like it Easter time every month! Mind you he doesn't mind all the extra practice and often says I think we need to go to bed now just in case egg day comes early! Lol on cd 3 I think not but worth a try in his books!

Baby dust to you all!
 
Even though we are quite new to the :ttc: stuff he is really good and likes to know the ins and outs of whats going on.

He went and got out Asda ovulation kits as I did not want to be spotted and a lot of my work colleagues shop at our Asda he is always very supportive in whatever goes on. :love:

We've only had one instance where he avoided :bd: as he said he was tired and I was like :faint: as we are also going from twice at a weekend to trying to get 3-4 times is quite difficult. See how he goes when I end up as a :poas: as it really is on the horizon!

Also now we are well in our :2ww: so see how he copes with me although I really don't think we have been lucky this month but who knows!!!!
 
I tell him it all and he told me ewcm was disgraceful lol

Well thats not what he says when he is schlonging my chibatti crease I tell you that!

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:rotfl: shlonging my cibatti crease!!! that is phenomenal!!

Yea my dh does not appreciate the phrase cervical mucus.. makes him heave so it is bmj!!

lynette you reallydo have a way with words i'm still lol'ing!!! x
 
Lynette certainly has a way with words....

My OH teases me about my PF addiction, if ever he comes over to the lappy I minimise like I am looking at porn or something?? He thinks it's sweet.

OH had a birds eye view at one of my internal scans (he was too polite to move) and he often finds pots of wee about....

He lets me talk BUT he has made the rule that If I want him to be able to perform I am not allowed to talk about it too much beforehand... He does sit with my while I have my legs up in the air though!

Bless him

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Sorry to be an odd one out but i tell my dh EVERYTHING ttc related...i tell him wen i get bfns..i show him my opks...he sees me doin mytemps...an i tell him wen iv used conceive plus an wen im oving...i also tell him about my cm and cervix. ...Bless him :)

Fab thread xx
 
We could write a book about Lynettes mucus poos and shlonging :rofl:

hey hey!!!! it wasnt a mucus POOH it was mucus....that came out WHILE i had a poo......you know with the pushing and all :whistle:

and that was a right waste of ewcm too! went down the loo then got crapped on UNSALVAGEABLE but to be fair i couldnt have salvaged it if i wanted to, fishing my noon-juice out the toilet would just be too much i already wee in random containers, rummage for cm and am on fucking knicker watch all the time! i am sick of looking in my pants and at my piss!!

ahhh blessed 2ww no more tests........ramble much?? my oh doesnt know the half of what I put mesen through i tell you! he just knows he gets more sex at certsin times, smiley faces mean lots of sex, and ewcm is disgraceful.

he asked me yesterday after i made him wait and stare at my digi opk '' does that mean you hatched an egg?'' :wall: yes dear now get yer cock out
 
My hubby is very supportive of my PCOS and puts up with me yelling and snapping and throwing stuff at him 1 min and crying and hugging him to death the next.

Every night he yells BOY into my belly as tho that will help me get preggers lol.
Oh he's bought most of my ov and pregger test kits :)

BUT if I try and say anything else to him he goes eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww TMI really loud hehe.
 
My hubby thinks I'm nuts so I don't mention too much but when we went to tescos he asked if I wanted a baby magazine, erm abit early for that I'm not preg yet!x

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lol bless him! i suppose they just think we are nuts
 
Lynette you are absolutely hilarious!!! Hi by the way :)

This thread is great!!!

I act like its 'not a big deal' as my oh is the on the whole 'it'll happen when it's meant to" it drives me crazy sometimes as I want him to be obsessed as me but he's such a boy!!'

He knows I pee on sticks and loves when I tell him that my eggs are ready for him loooool

When I'm in the 2ww and I tell him I feel wierd he sighs the biggest in the world so I moan at you girlies instead!

I hate having to tell him the symptoms though and can't wait to tell him he's gonna be a daddy for sure! I've planned how to tell him and everything, far too much day dreaming I know loooool!!!

Xxxx
 
Hi! :wave:

my OH doesnt like the 2ww he says it is just like me being on my period as i am narky, he gets barely any sex and no ''treats'' ;-) and i am always in the loo ( weeing on things and staring at them, then taking them apart and photographing them )

actually that does sound bonkers doesnt it!! hsah
 
Ha ha bonkers but sooo necessary!! It must be normal though otherwise there wouldn't be so many options available to us right???? Lol it makes me feel better

AF is late at the mo and my bbs have been killing so everyday he keeps asking me if it's my time of the mondowns he keeps moaning that he's not allowed to touch my boobs!!!
 
oh always wants a feel when mine are sore? he knows to grab my arse instead these days or i try and bite him or nip him
 
I am quite open with OH about TTC and when I'm using the CBFM he asks me if the machine has told us it's sexy night?
He does feel the pressure during OV time so I'm thinking about keeping the testing to myself (yeah right I won't be able to do that)
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Ha ha ha I soo don't call AF mondowns!!! Although I might start now!

Stay away mrs mondown lol! I'm laughing to myself on the train now he he

Bloody predictive text!!!
 
Lol yep your right lynette, all about the ass!! He doesn't understand why the hurt, I do sometimes demonstrate the pain on his nips so he he knows what I feel like lol
 
This thread has had me giggling away! Poor blokes they really don't know the half of it!
 

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