what annoys you about your man

[Robyn_]

i wonder if they sit and moan about us like this.
lol

 

[tattybear85]

this thread has tickled both me and my other half!!!!

Its funny how men are so alike as we were looking through we were ticking off what he does!!!!!


xxx

 

[Adele]

Everything at the moment!

 

[emma28]

My man has a million little thing that are wrong, I just accept them as men-isms.

What really really f**cks me off is when we do row and he say's " yes I know I'm shit, I hate myself for it" Then every single time I end up saying "Oh it's not that bad I love you really".

So gets away with it....again!!

 

[Squiglet]

My man ..oh yes him ..he dosnt live here he lives in a fantasy world (Ascelon is the town to be presise) slaying creatures, doing quests and summoning minions..one day he will have a title which will enable him super powers. He comes to visit me on occasions throughout the day when his guild members are afk or about to start a mission.

Why do I sympathise with Midna on this one... Currently my DH's home is a small cave off the edge of Antharas Lair, where he's currently "farming" bloody queens, trying to spoil a particular item so that he can craft a particular armour for himself... I'm very lucky I get a blow by blow account of his latest battle, and PVP match against a rival clan member...

OH yes.. and can somebody PLEASE explain to me how he can ignore the ever increasing populations of dust bunnies that are currently inhabiting every room in our flat and not feel tempted to get the hoover out....yet a single cat hair gets into his computer tower, and off comes the side, in goes the hoover and whole thing gets carefully cleaned and maintained... HOW THE HELL DOES THAT WORK???? Whats worse... he doesn't even say, well now I've got the hoover out, I might as well do the whole flat... Nooooooooooo, he leaves it in the corner and goes back to fighting bloody queens...

 

[lisa&alex]

but are they all spending 4k on a 1979 ford mustang with no engine in it?

 

[lisa&alex]

just get a fiesta init.. thats about 1k.. and spend the rest on doing the garden up and passing your test? see now i see sence in that?

 

[lisa&alex]

its go no engine neway... the best he can hope is a push (men and their hobbies..) personally id rather just have a kip lol...

 

[Squiglet]

but are they all spending 4k on a 1979 ford mustang with no engine in it?

Psssfff... At least it revolves around... Human beings..

God forbid if I should even dream of coming into the office (aka cave)...when he's just fighting a raid boss, or decided to take on one too many mobs...with an HP of 5 and is now running for his life...If I do...it doesn't matter if he does or doesn't die... Its still MY FAULT... and I will know about it... You would think he had actually died because of my stupidity in distracting him in such a dangerous life threatening position.. And should the worst happen and he drops a piece of armour or weapon in the event of his death (which can cost a couple of million adena (aka Cyber money), .. I will be in the bad books for days...

 

[valentine]

I thought of some more after spending the day together!

* Why is his favourite food in the world, cheese sandwiches with no butter on white cheap bread? I would love to cook more and eat more adventurously, but he'll only eat cr*p from freezer (fish and chips, fishcakes and chips, fishfingers and chips - sensing a theme?) or tinned soup and cheese sandwiches. I was watching Saturday Kitchen today and wished I could cook all the things - I would have a go if I had someone to help me eat it all, who'd appreciate the effort I had gone to!

* He can't change gear

* He can't park the car in a car park (supermarket, Ikea etc) without driving round lots and past lots of empty spaces - then parks about 3 miles from the shop - think he's underconfident in his parking.

* He ALWAYS finds my secret stash of chocolate and sweets

* If he 'does the dishes', he just puts all the dishes in hot soapy water in the bowl, then walks away. I am left to pull them all out of cold greasy water a couple of hours later - I'd rather he just left them on the side - that's a gross job.

I'm sure there's more! Keep 'em coming ladies!

Valentine xxx

 

[trigger]

His feet!! They are so gross and He knows I hate them (they are like hobbit feet!!) and tries to put them close or on me when He thinks I am not looking
AND He always leaves an empty box of cat food in the cupboard so when I go to feed the cats there are no sachets left -and he has conveniently gone to work...grrrrrrrrr

Oh and He can't change the bed clothes, its physically impossible for a man to put a duvet cover on apparantly!!

And ditto to everyone elses!!

 

[Kylie1007]

Ooh talking of cars...he can't accept that there are bad drivers on the road that you have to compensate for - it's like he feels that he has to teach them a lesson by not allowing them to pull into the line of traffic or something!!!

Was also watching him "tidy up" yesterday - he threw all the bits of rubbish from his DIY in the conservatory out onto the patio 1st rather than putting it straight into the bin bag I'd given him. When he's doing DIY he has to get EVERYTHING out of his tool box!!! Although saying that, he will put his hand to anything and have a go an plumbing, carpentry etc. V practical like that.

 

[Mrs_Jay]

Leaves a teaspoon on the bench when he makes a cuppa 'for next time'

OMG mine does that too!!! WHYYY

 

[tracyM]

[quote="x-kirsty-x":14takueu]Leaves a teaspoon on the bench when he makes a cuppa 'for next time'

OMG mine does that too!!! WHYYY[/quote:14takueu]

I do that - it's not just a man thing

 

[mrs_tommo22]

is totally incapable of bathing the kids even for one night a week so i can relax

 

[Mrs_Jay]

[quote="x-kirsty-x":34u9dv26]Leaves a teaspoon on the bench when he makes a cuppa 'for next time'

OMG mine does that too!!! WHYYY

I do that - it's not just a man thing [/quote:34u9dv26]

haha sorry tracey

 

[xrachx]

My OH plays darts and everytime he comes in i get a blow by blow account of every game i'm like

ohhh so does mine, he plays pubs and clubs (tues and thurs) so i get a double dose...lol

 

[krystal&jack]

a fine example.
im speaking to him on msn at the moemnt because hes in london and i was telling him im retaining a lot of water and he could tell i wasnt best pleased...he said..

R says:
sorry about you being a giant water balloon

R says:
maybe i can pop you when you get here

R says:
or i could get a tap off a beer barrel and jam it up your arse

R says:
that could work

awww thats so cruel but at same time so funny