Unanswered questions of the universe...

[Melly+2]

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper,
a peck of pickled pepper Peter Piper picked,
if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper,
wheres the peck of pickled pepper Peter Piper picked?

in his pocket??

 

[Jo]

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper,
a peck of pickled pepper Peter Piper picked,
if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper,
wheres the peck of pickled pepper Peter Piper picked?

in his fat belly?

 

[Lou]

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper,
a peck of pickled pepper Peter Piper picked,
if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper,
wheres the peck of pickled pepper Peter Piper picked?

in his pocket??

When we went to Cornwall last year my friend visited the Eden Project and nicked a really hot pepper thinking he was being clever. He was going to eat it but before he got back to the campsite it had burnt his leg through his jeans

 

[Squiglet]

Creation or Evolution ?

*Runs to the new thread and trips over LittleLady... scrapes herself off the ground and pants "Someone say creation?*

Ned flanders, eat your heart out

OMG You're so funny....

Scientology man all the way... neither... the world was created by Aliens..

I've got one... why don't 8 year olds ever clean their room when asked once and do so without arguing???

 

[Melly+2]

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper,
a peck of pickled pepper Peter Piper picked,
if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper,
wheres the peck of pickled pepper Peter Piper picked?

in his pocket??

When we went to Cornwall last year my friend visited the Eden Project and nicked a really hot pepper thinking he was being clever. He was going to eat it but before he got back to the campsite it had burnt his leg through his jeans

fooking hell fire thats one mean pepper, thatll teach him i guess, its not a great idea to eat those things, i havnt personally but a friend of mine did, i was redder then the pepper after, silly arse

 

[Jo]

I've got one... why don't 8 year olds ever clean their room when asked once and do so without arguing???

Hmm really interested if anyone has the answer to that
Also when do 8/9 year olds starting folding arms and rolling eyes when you ask them to do the above mentioned?
I can't remember when it started but it seems a permanant fixture now

 

[glitzyglamgirl]

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper,
a peck of pickled pepper Peter Piper picked,
if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper,
wheres the peck of pickled pepper Peter Piper picked?

in the same place as his pickled pecker?

 

[Melly+2]

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper,
a peck of pickled pepper Peter Piper picked,
if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper,
wheres the peck of pickled pepper Peter Piper picked?

in the same place as his pickled pecker?

trust you to lower the tome eh love

 

[glitzyglamgirl]

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper,
a peck of pickled pepper Peter Piper picked,
if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper,
wheres the peck of pickled pepper Peter Piper picked?

in the same place as his pickled pecker?

trust you to lower the tome eh love

Not sure what you mean

 

[Lou]

I wonder if Jeffrey Dahmer ever pickled a pecker?

 

[Jo]

I wonder if Jeffrey Dahmer ever pickled a pecker?

i bet he had quite a collection of pickled peckers!!!

 

[glitzyglamgirl]

I wonder if Jeffrey Dahmer ever pickled a pecker?

i bet he had quite a collection of pickled peckers!!!

dont know who he is

Love your avatar by the way jo

 

[Lou]

I wonder if Jeffrey Dahmer ever pickled a pecker?

i bet he had quite a collection of pickled peckers!!!

so wheres the pickled peckers jeffrey dahmer picked?

 

[Melly+2]

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper,
a peck of pickled pepper Peter Piper picked,
if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper,
wheres the peck of pickled pepper Peter Piper picked?

in the same place as his pickled pecker?

trust you to lower the tome eh love

Not sure what you mean

yeah you do hahahha, right im off for tea, rest assured io aint having peppers

 

[Jo]

I wonder if Jeffrey Dahmer ever pickled a pecker?

i bet he had quite a collection of pickled peckers!!!

so wheres the pickled peckers jeffrey dahmer picked?

Deffo been eaten

Thanks GGG it sums me right up

 

[Lou]

Why do trumps smell 10 times more smelly in the bath?

 

[glitzyglamgirl]

Why do trumps smell 10 times more smelly in the bath?

they dont, must just be yours

 

[Lou]

Why do trumps smell 10 times more smelly in the bath?

they dont, must just be yours

fibber !!!!

 

[Tangerinedream]

Why does my answerphone say "Thank you for calling" AFTER the caller has hung up?

 

[Lou]

Are oranges named after the colour orange or is the colour orange named after oranges?

....I thought that up and I'm not even stoned