The things you discover.......maybe tmi for some?

[lauralou]

X

 

[mummywanabe]

Oh hell no its not happening

 

[Heres Hoping]

Did a man make that up? lol x

 

[specialbump]

Did a man make that up? lol x

clearly sounds like it BORKING at the thaught not for em that 1 lol

although a little self indulgeing i can do lol omg i will be at that 15 times a day to bring on labour do u think it really works by i get a sore nunny lol

 

[lauralou]

Just can't see how it would do anything going down that way? X

 

[umbongo]

Hahaha that's a good one!! Definitely thought up by a man! Not telling hubby, he's been moaning about the lack of that as it is! Ha.
I can understand orgasms might work, oxytocin is the hormone that starts labour and it's release is constantly restimulated by the stretching in the uterus every time you have a contraction. It creates a positive feedback loop so more gets released, more stretching/ contractions... Etc until baby is born.
Sorry, you can tell I just did a biology exam! Xx

 

[LynseyM]

Yes it is true. I remember getting this at a lecture at uni. Bsc midwifery. Its weird but true and they did explain how it worked...but tbh i cant remember.

 

[lauralou]

X

 

[fairypants]

LMAO!! My hubby will be over the moon!! He'll think all his lucky stars have come at once!!
Don't think I'll be doing that too often though lol although I'll give anything a go if it gets girly on the move now!!
Anymore miracle suggestion?! Lol gona be a fun evening me thinks!!

 

[becky2102]

YouTube Michael mcintyre talking about ingesting sperm or overdue wife and you'll laugh x

 

[Missbatesy]

I hope my partner NEVER comes across that theory! If I drop of it touched my mouth while I was pregnant the only thing coming out of me would be sick hahaha!

 

[Heres Hoping]

Aint gona happen, not with my gag reflex these days.....oh boke!! lo

 

[.Ruth.]

If you dont fancy gobbling on the pork sword ladies, there's always a plastic cup!!

 

[fairypants]

If you dont fancy gobbling on the pork sword ladies, there's always a plastic cup!!

LMFAO!!! My hubby is now looking at me in disgust as I laughed so hard I actually snorted reading that Ruth!! Lol you've just brightened my day completely!!

 

[umbongo]

Aint gona happen, not with my gag reflex these days.....oh boke!! lo

That's my problem?! My gag reflex is ridiculous now!!

And Ruth...pork sword?! LMFAO not heard that in years!!!

 

[babyslog]

I feel sick woth the thought of drinking semen lmfao!
I cant even drink gaviscon cos it reminds me of it!! i had to confess my fear of gaviscon to my mum and she burst out laughing haha!

Ill stick to sef made orgasms and sex haha! Xx

 

[Lynds77]

I used to tell him "whatever I eat the baby eats............" bolk

 

[babyslog]

Hahahaha thats a good one!! Ill use that if he ever asks haha x