The things you discover.......maybe tmi for some?

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  1. lauralou

    lauralou Well-Known Member

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    Oh hell no its not happening
     
  3. Heres Hoping

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    Did a man make that up? lol x
     
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    clearly sounds like it BORKING at the thaught not for em that 1 lol

    although a little self indulgeing i can do lol omg i will be at that 15 times a day to bring on labour do u think it really works by i get a sore nunny lol
     
  5. lauralou

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    Just can't see how it would do anything going down that way? X
     
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    Hahaha that's a good one!! Definitely thought up by a man! Not telling hubby, he's been moaning about the lack of that as it is! Ha.
    I can understand orgasms might work, oxytocin is the hormone that starts labour and it's release is constantly restimulated by the stretching in the uterus every time you have a contraction. It creates a positive feedback loop so more gets released, more stretching/ contractions... Etc until baby is born.
    Sorry, you can tell I just did a biology exam! Xx
     
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    Yes it is true. I remember getting this at a lecture at uni. Bsc midwifery. Its weird but true and they did explain how it worked...but tbh i cant remember.
     
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    LMAO!! My hubby will be over the moon!! He'll think all his lucky stars have come at once!!
    Don't think I'll be doing that too often though lol although I'll give anything a go if it gets girly on the move now!!
    Anymore miracle suggestion?! Lol gona be a fun evening me thinks!!
     
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    YouTube Michael mcintyre talking about ingesting sperm or overdue wife and you'll laugh x
     
  11. Missbatesy

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    I hope my partner NEVER comes across that theory! If I drop of it touched my mouth while I was pregnant the only thing coming out of me would be sick hahaha!
     
  12. Heres Hoping

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    Aint gona happen, not with my gag reflex these days.....oh boke!! lo
     
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    If you dont fancy gobbling on the pork sword ladies, there's always a plastic cup!!
     
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    LMFAO!!! My hubby is now looking at me in disgust as I laughed so hard I actually snorted reading that Ruth!! Lol you've just brightened my day completely!!
     
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    That's my problem?! My gag reflex is ridiculous now!!

    And Ruth...pork sword?! LMFAO not heard that in years!!!
     
  16. babyslog

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    I feel sick woth the thought of drinking semen lmfao!
    I cant even drink gaviscon cos it reminds me of it!! :shock: i had to confess my fear of gaviscon to my mum and she burst out laughing haha!

    Ill stick to sef made orgasms and sex haha! Xx
     
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    I used to tell him "whatever I eat the baby eats............" bolk
     
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    Hahahaha thats a good one!! Ill use that if he ever asks haha x
     

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