The person below me game..

ew ew ew no im a total house "cat" lol!

i have had sex out in the feild one time and i was like a stiff board! i hated it.. points for trying though - i am open minded.

the person below me has never given a blow job ??
 
OMFG! This is hilarious!

I haven't given a blow job in a hell of a long time...does that count??

The person below me has stuck a finger up someone's bum hole...
 
I've got close to sticking my finger up his bum, but he jumps out the bed every time i get near!! To be honest i only do it coz i know it freaks him out!! Lol

The person below me...

...Has every sex toy on the market!
 
I have one sex toy...which we do use :wink:

The person below me has big breasts!
 
Is 34 E count as big ? Lol and thats my starting cup theyr steadily growing!

Ill use one with regards to a convo i had earlier in the g-room..

The person below me likes to wee/be wee'd on during sexual relations lol xx
 
Erm....... No I don't think I like that Lmao! ;)

The person below me has tried all the karma sutra positions!

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Ha ha! This thread is well funny!

Not a fan of wee but oh has been bursting while doing the deed and had a couple of occasions when he thought he'd peed when he came (massive tmi!! Sorry ladies)

The person below lurves hardcore porn and has made a home movie . . .
 
Oops since there is two answers ill do those

I wish i done all the positions however i dont have a book and if i did it would give oh an excuse to get it constant lol!

I dont like porn but oh had a movie of me giving him a bj a few years bk, he lost his phone.. Im prob on the net who knows!

The person below me has had a 3some!
 
Hmmm, well I do occasionally look at porn on the Internet :blush: and we have made one home movie!!!

The person below me has a foot fetish
 
I'll answer both!

I haven't had a 3some, much to my oh's disappointment!! After lots of nagging he's finally understood that its never gonna happen, although secretly I prob would have during our courting days!!

Dont have a foot fetish but I dated a guy who did and during our 'ahem' he stopped to suck my toes as it turned him on!! It was well funny at the time but now it makes me feel a Bit sick :(

The person below me has used food as sex toys . . .
 
Nope, i have not....

But i'm sure OH would not appreciate as he has very low seld esteem about a particular size, even though eh has nothing to worry about

The person below me....
likes to have phone sex!
 
oh god i remember me and david were trying new toys and he snuck away and got a cucumber! i felt it touch off me and said "dont even think about it - it wont go anywhere near it" lolol i knew right away what it was and it felt huge!
 
Ahh as if this stopped!! X

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LMAO at the cucumber comment by me - I'm just so blasey sometimes! xxxxx
 
Weesht frank dibnah. I'm watching 16 and counting right now! xxxxx
 
Haha! I think hes haunting me, I found a flat cap when I was out walking earlier!!

Ive recorded it! Cant wait!! X

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