It's a bad omen! 
We have a bitch and a dog and i go out to salt the drive and i can hear them chasing snowflakes in the back garden.
So i come back inside and sit down to start writing cards for the people i didn't think to send to originally and hubby lets the dogs back in who make a beeline for me.
Jesus christ! What is that shit smell?
Hubby looks over and he doesn't know so i look at the dogs and can't see anything.
OMG the smell is getting stronger! What is that shit smell?! Has one of the dogs done one in the house? Nope.
Then it dawns on me. Our bitch has a pair of my old knickers on because we think she might come into season soon and our dog is entire and we don't want puppies and hubby only went and let her outside to toilet with her knickers still on!
So the poor thing has shit in her knickers
Then it's like something out of Three Men and a Little Lady as hubby starts gagging and i grab her and whip her knickers off to see a HUGE wedge of poo fall out onto the floor and i start gagging and i'm holding her upside down to get her into the bath to wash her and i can hear hubby still gagging downstairs and i'm wrestling with an upside down dog trying to get the stair gate open while gagging myself lol
Feeling less keen to have babies than i have done in years
We have a bitch and a dog and i go out to salt the drive and i can hear them chasing snowflakes in the back garden.
So i come back inside and sit down to start writing cards for the people i didn't think to send to originally and hubby lets the dogs back in who make a beeline for me.
Jesus christ! What is that shit smell?
Hubby looks over and he doesn't know so i look at the dogs and can't see anything.
OMG the smell is getting stronger! What is that shit smell?! Has one of the dogs done one in the house? Nope.
Then it dawns on me. Our bitch has a pair of my old knickers on because we think she might come into season soon and our dog is entire and we don't want puppies and hubby only went and let her outside to toilet with her knickers still on!
So the poor thing has shit in her knickers
Then it's like something out of Three Men and a Little Lady as hubby starts gagging and i grab her and whip her knickers off to see a HUGE wedge of poo fall out onto the floor and i start gagging and i'm holding her upside down to get her into the bath to wash her and i can hear hubby still gagging downstairs and i'm wrestling with an upside down dog trying to get the stair gate open while gagging myself lol
Feeling less keen to have babies than i have done in years
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