Make a Story- whats the next line??

[kellylou]

huge building made entirely from ice and standing outside the entrance was a..............

 

[Sam's Mum]

small hairy man, chewing on a piece of straw and clutching a handful of...

 

[kellylou]

pork scratchings and fiddling with his groin.........

 

[FebMum2Be]

Suddenly the man spoke.. "Hello thurrrrrrr, what has you......"

 

[Sam's Mum]

"...done with my pants? I only have one pair and my mum needs to wash them every Thursday". Shrek thinks for a while...

 

[kellylou]

before rummaging around in his pocket and pulling out....

 

[Sam's Mum]

a pair of tweezers he'd found by the side of the road.

 

[kellylou]

He then told the man that this was all he had and didnt know where his flippin pants were and how much had he had to drink...

 

[Sam's Mum]

...and the man replied that he had had 18 litres of Irn Bru with a shot or two of vodka - enough to make anyone...

 

[Rayoflight]

Turn as orange as that little slapper Chloe Mafia from this year's XFactor. He grabbed his tweezers...

 

[FebMum2Be]

Pulled down his candyfloss bikini thong and plucked all those of little...

 

[Kezzamunster]

Strands of strawberry laces he'd been saving for......

 

[bonbon]

later and oh dear he thought as he was tugging these certainly are stuck well and fast think ime gonna have too.....

 

[setdse]

wax them all off with that cheese over there by that huge....

 

[Sam's Mum]

mammoth. But as he got closer, he could see that the mammoth was

 

[setdse]

eating the cheese with....

 

[jld123]

his bare hands. 'F*ck that for a laugh' cried Shrek! So he turned around and wandered over to a little cottage he had noticed on the horizon. As he approached the cottage he could see...

 

[Princess81]

That the cottage was made of chocolate and was occupied by a hot looking witch, he noticed a cauldron bubbling outside containing .....

 

[Lander]

Several dildos, she obviously had issues about hygiene so he wasn't sure if he should even bother trying to chat her up.... He took a deep breath and...........

 

[brummy]

lovely butterflies and pink roses..