Where to start 
Ok, the results - i knew they were bad, now they are much worse
Still only a 2ml sample that is too viscous, but here is a comparison of the rest of the results:
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaFirst Test aaaaaaSecond Test
Total Conc.aaaaaaaaaaaaa5.6 mil/mlaaaaaa4 mil/ml
Normal Progressiveaaaaaa4.3%aaaaaaaaaa1%
Slow Progressiveaaaaaaaa13.5%aaaaaaaaa3%
Not Progressiveaaaaaaaaa28.6%aaaaaaaaa5%
Not Moving (dead)aaaaaaa53.5%aaaaaaaaa91%
Then there was the doctor
Clearly 35+ without children and she talked to me like i was a child. The conversation went something like this:
"We was thinking about going private"
"Oh, well these isn't any rush, you're only what - 29?"
"No, 25"
"Oh gosh! See no rush at all!"
"Well, hubby is 35 already..."
"Haha, he can go until he's 70!"
"Umm, biologically maybe but i don't want him to be 70 with a 5 year old child"
And then what was worse is that hubby then pointed out that i'm impatient so it was like it was both of the old fogies vs the child in the room that was apparently me
Plus she's an idiot. Talking to hubby about his "spermies being a little slow" and then she started talking like all we'd need is them to wash the sperm and concentrate them for us... it sounded like she was describing IUI, and i was like are you frickin kidding me?! Are you looking at a different set of results to me?!
I still needed my chlamydia doing so she wouldn't refer me but i couldn't have it done today because i had sex last night and... umm... gross.
The appointment they gave me at the desk was 21st!!! So i said no way, and now the doc is supposed to be doing it and it will be arranged for ASAP.
They also wanted to give hubby another test to check his testosterone so that another delay.
She said once we got the result sback that she'd refer me - i should be seen in 8 weeks on the Nhs or 2 weeks private... so i think i'm going to push for private.
I mean, i know i am young and impatient and maybe even a little irrational but all this waiting just takes over my life and it is so not worth it
Urgh! I feel so frustrated

Ok, the results - i knew they were bad, now they are much worse

Still only a 2ml sample that is too viscous, but here is a comparison of the rest of the results:
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaFirst Test aaaaaaSecond Test
Total Conc.aaaaaaaaaaaaa5.6 mil/mlaaaaaa4 mil/ml
Normal Progressiveaaaaaa4.3%aaaaaaaaaa1%
Slow Progressiveaaaaaaaa13.5%aaaaaaaaa3%
Not Progressiveaaaaaaaaa28.6%aaaaaaaaa5%
Not Moving (dead)aaaaaaa53.5%aaaaaaaaa91%
Then there was the doctor

Clearly 35+ without children and she talked to me like i was a child. The conversation went something like this:
"We was thinking about going private"
"Oh, well these isn't any rush, you're only what - 29?"
"No, 25"
"Oh gosh! See no rush at all!"
"Well, hubby is 35 already..."
"Haha, he can go until he's 70!"
"Umm, biologically maybe but i don't want him to be 70 with a 5 year old child"
And then what was worse is that hubby then pointed out that i'm impatient so it was like it was both of the old fogies vs the child in the room that was apparently me

Plus she's an idiot. Talking to hubby about his "spermies being a little slow" and then she started talking like all we'd need is them to wash the sperm and concentrate them for us... it sounded like she was describing IUI, and i was like are you frickin kidding me?! Are you looking at a different set of results to me?!
I still needed my chlamydia doing so she wouldn't refer me but i couldn't have it done today because i had sex last night and... umm... gross.
The appointment they gave me at the desk was 21st!!! So i said no way, and now the doc is supposed to be doing it and it will be arranged for ASAP.
They also wanted to give hubby another test to check his testosterone so that another delay.
She said once we got the result sback that she'd refer me - i should be seen in 8 weeks on the Nhs or 2 weeks private... so i think i'm going to push for private.
I mean, i know i am young and impatient and maybe even a little irrational but all this waiting just takes over my life and it is so not worth it

Urgh! I feel so frustrated

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