Oh for Goodness Sake! These people should be taken out the back, lined up against a wall and wasted!
Ok, maybe slightly extreme but slightly deserved too.....
I should continue to be 'impatient' if i was you. Get to the stage where they say "Oh hell, its her again" in the hope that they want to get rid of you and speed things up. Who cares if she thinks you're annoying. Harrass her every day just for the kick if you have to
In the meantime I hope you are still having lots of BD at home? You never know... Dont stop trying.
I am absolutely sure they can use his sperm, not that I have any medical knowledge about such things, I am just sure they can in most cases. And 3 months will probably fly by xxxx